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How many time do you crap ed?

Whats your number?   279 votes

  1. 1. Whats your number?

    • Once - Small
      10
    • Once - Large
      72
    • Twice - Small
      30
    • Twice - Large
      70
    • Thrice - Small
      17
    • Thrice - Large
      31
    • Four or more
      49

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155 posts in this topic

Posted

Personaly, about twice with a soft texture, not runny but not hard. How about evryone else?

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I know I'm saying this quite a lot lately but...

OP - Your a sad c*nt.

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LOL at this thread.

Today, not yet. I may off load shortly. Usually softish texture, length about 5-6 inches, fairly firm in appearance, yet I dont touch it to confirm this statement.

Most days once is enough.

On low carbs, once EOD.

GHS, You arent very happy of late buddy?

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I know I'm saying this quite a lot lately but...

OP - Your a sad c*nt.

Why? im woundering if im normal compared to everyone else.

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OP - Your a sad c*nt.

I thought the same.

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LOL at this thread.

Today, not yet. I may off load shortly. Usually softish texture, length about 5-6 inches, fairly firm in appearance, yet I dont touch it to confirm this statement.

Most days once is enough.

On low carbs, once EOD.

GHS, You arent very happy of late buddy?

Most in-depth poo analysis ive read on this site :thumbup1: any pics? :lol::lol::lol:

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I thought the same.

Dont read it then, its fairly obvious what the threads about in the title. You dont have to read it, but you waste your time commenting on what a "sad cvnt" has posted. What does that make you?

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Most in-depth poo analysis ive read on this site :thumbup1: any pics? :lol::lol::lol:

LOL!! I did take a good few minutes constructing my reply. I am bored!!! :laugh:

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Thanks, its actually i serious question as i seem to poo more than all my friends and woundered if it was because of my diet, so thought id see if people with similar diets are the same.

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Are you into scat? is that why u started the thread? i bet it is. You poo pervert.

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Are you into scat? is that why u started the thread? i bet it is. You poo pervert.

wtf is scat? lol

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Dead giraffes & parrots, invisible dogs, racism, atheists, liverpool fc, drunken BBers... NOW SCAT!!

For Fu**s sake is there no end to the depravity of this board??

What next? Pictures of giant cocks no doubt..

Mentalists all of you. Except Josh, who's to big to argue with :)

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Google it.

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I like to do a big firm one am, and im f***in happy lol

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Posted

Ahhh the quality threads just keep coming on this forum....

Take my 4X4 thread for example :D

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At least the poo thread is BB'n related LOL

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Aren't you one of those "if you don't like it don't read it" advocates Matt? :whistling:

On topic, I take a dump twice a day or so :laugh:

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Dont read it then, its fairly obvious what the threads about in the title. You dont have to read it, but you waste your time commenting on what a "sad cvnt" has posted. What does that make you?

Well I feel a turtles head coming on now, so when I've dropped the kids off i'll get my measuring tape and depth micrometer on it for you, then throw it at a window to test the hardness:thumbup1:

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Posted

so far it seems the poo frequency is fairly wide spread. With no clear winner

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Posted

:lol: Just seen the poll....

FFS.....

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I shared a flat with a mate. Came home one afternoon to find the most massive turd i'd ever seen ever ever ever, and since. Damn, this thing went around the pipe and even reared it's head a few inches above the water!!

When my mate came home I asked him if he was walking ok today. He looked puzzled so I asked him if he was bleeding down a trouser leg, still didn't get it. So I got him to look in the bog. It took several flushes and a new bogbrush to fix.

Turned out it was his girlfriend..* dirty biatch lol

*apparently

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Well, nobody else has yet sooo

This is a sh!t thread

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