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Best excuse for skipping the gym ?

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Best one I heard was "Oh I can't shower at the gym cause the men look at my willy" :lol:

My personal one of choice is "oh, I had mcdonalds earlier and it makes me feel rough if I go and workout" :thumb:

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Anybody who needs excuse is not in to it enough, I HATE having to skip the gym.

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Im always looking for an excuse to get out of something else so I can go to the gym!! :D

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if you are a female...all you have to say is.."im on my blob!" and no one questions you further lol

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I love the gum, I never ever want get out of it unless I'm hurt

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if you are a female...all you have to say is.."im on my blob!" and no one questions you further lol

pmsl av - have not heard that for years

think its definitely a northern thing - these monkeys just dont talk properly

you brought back memories there :D:D:D

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I love the gum, I never ever want get out of it unless I'm hurt

You love the gum? Did you mean bum or gym? :whistling:

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pmsl av - have not heard that for years

think its definitely a northern thing - these monkeys just dont talk properly

you brought back memories there :D:D:D

Alright, no need for racism! :lol:

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I love the gym, I never ever want get out of it unless I'm hurt

But if I had to, I'd say I was off to have the syphallitic puss milked from my chopper at the gum clinic

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You love the gum? Did you mean bum or gym? :whistling:

nob:D

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if you are a female...all you have to say is.."im on my blob!" and no one questions you further lol

:lol::lol:

So whats us blokes excuse...oh sorry pal i cant train tonight ive sh1t myself? :laugh:

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:lol::lol:

So whats us blokes excuse...oh sorry pal i cant train tonight ive sh1t myself? :laugh:

PMSL well you can be f*ckin sure i'd not be sticking around to ask many questions if someone told me that :lol:

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If only working nights was an excuse! arrggghhh :P

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im dead! the mrs is dead! mrs having a baby are the only reasons!

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I think most of us on here make excuses to actually go to the gym. :)

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"i'm drunk" is a good one and frequently used by me on a Saturday / Sunday morning. Aside from some ropey parking and the occasional bit of vomiting in mouth, the gym really does sort out a hangover.....just make sure you have a spot for reay for when you eventually pass out :D

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i cant go gym atm cos iv got a torn pec good enough ? lol

(i laugh out loud but i cry inside, aw how i miss the bloody gym)

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i cant go gym atm cos iv got a torn pec good enough ? lol

(i laugh out loud but i cry inside, aw how i miss the bloody gym)

Yikes! When are you expecting it to heal. Can you not train other body parts around it ?

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I don't go if i am hungover, but i usually make sure i am not drinking the night before any gym days. Has happened though! I drink way to much on nights out, not good.

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the only time i miss the gym is if ive had a tougher than normal day at work and cant keep my eyes open.but do sometimes go home get a couple hours kip then off to the gym

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if you are a female...all you have to say is.."im on my blob!" and no one questions you further lol

To be fair I use that one all the time too and no one bats an eye lid :confused1:

:D

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no exception .. no skippin

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Yikes! When are you expecting it to heal. Can you not train other body parts around it ?

nope only legs which i know i will get tempted and do upper body so i stay away, probably wont train till after xmas now

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