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if ya mum just passs her exam and asks ya if u want a manicure or pedicure what wud u do :thumb: what u do?

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i have done over 1500 posts whats this 1485 crap about!! grr

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if ya mum just passs her exam and asks ya if u want a manicure or pedicure what wud u do :thumb: what u do?

Ask her to first help with my tourettes then congratulate her

As for treatment? no, im a self respecting hetrosexual and it would be an excuse for her to practice as she has passed her exam

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if ya mum just passs her exam and asks ya if u want a manicure or pedicure what wud u do :thumb: what u do?

Why not, the first thing alot of women look at is the eyes, then the butt then the hands :)

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Why not, the first thing alot of women look at is the eyes, then the butt then the hands :)

Lin

women actually look at hands after checking out a blokes butt??? god my hands are like teen wolfs, best sort them out lol

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women actually look at hands after checking out a blokes butt???

Correct, simply to see how much cash they are carrying before deciding whether they will open their legs for them

Welcome to the UK people

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Correct, simply to see how much cash they are carrying before deciding whether they will open their legs for them

Welcome to the UK people

think i might cut out paper and fill my wallet up lol

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think i might cut out paper and fill my wallet up lol

This wont do

Women have a keen sense of smell. They can sniff out a £100 note from 500 yards

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This wont do

Women have a keen sense of smell. They can sniff out a £100 note from 500 yards

Is that why so many girls have their noses up their own ass then?

Seeing as theres no such thing as a £100 bank note, maybe the girl believe its inside their ass or something?:tongue:

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Is that why so many girls have their noses up their own ass then?

Seeing as theres no such thing as a £100 bank note, maybe the girl believe its inside their ass or something?:tongue:

Shhhh they dont realise I have been slipping them monopoly money....:lol: on actualy belves she owns a hotel on the strand...:thumb:

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Is that why so many girls have their noses up their own ass then?

Seeing as theres no such thing as a £100 bank note, maybe the girl believe its inside their ass or something?:tongue:

There are, although issued only by the RBS and BOS but in UK circulation

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Shhhh they dont realise I have been slipping them monopoly money....:lol: on actualy belves she owns a hotel on the strand...:thumb:

:lol:

There are, although issued only by the RBS and BOS but in UK circulation

Ya learn something new eveyday!

And the CB aswell...clydesdale bank.

But sssshhhhh...dont tell any of the english girls down here about the £100 note. The cost of going out and taking your girl out in london is too expensive as it is!

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my sis is doing her exams as a beuty therapist now and if she needs help then i will lol,

omg i might be gay for helping my sis lol i better let my gf of 4 years now hahahaha

go for it mate it will help her out and its not as if your bumming a man. i never know why people get worried about perception for getting them selfs looking sharper lol

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omg i might be gay for helping my sis lol i better let my gf of 4 years now hahahaha

go for it mate it will help her out and its not as if your bumming a man. i never know why people get worried about perception for getting them selfs looking sharper lol

isnt that a contradiction?

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no lol how?

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You said you didnt want to be gay by letting your sister do your nails but couldnt understand why men would get worried about people thinking they were gay for trying to look sharper

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if ya mum just passs her exam and asks ya if u want a manicure or pedicure what wud u do :thumb: what u do?

no way hosay! ill leave that for those girlies thanx....

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Correct, simply to see how much cash they are carrying before deciding whether they will open their legs for them

Welcome to the UK people

mmmm lovely, see you must go to some classy back streets to pick up the skirt then :lol:

Lin

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mmmm lovely, see you must go to some classy back streets to pick up the skirt then :lol:

Lin

No, I leave it there along with their top, tights and dignity and move on

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You said you didnt want to be gay by letting your sister do your nails but couldnt understand why men would get worried about people thinking they were gay for trying to look sharper

first bit was a joke lol i dont really think im gay ahahaha

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