Can't help wondering if the buffet owners see the really fat people coming in and realize they'll lose money on them,
In the TV show they broke down into detail the plated cost.
£1.50 if carby (kids and inexperienced people make MORE money for the owner)
£2.25 if proteiny (make less money for the owner)
Assuming £12-£15 per head, they apparently make money until the 6th plate. Most people give up at 5 plates.
7th plate, they break even.
8+ plates they make a loss.
Doesn't matter if the customer is fat or not.
Fat people like carbs = profit
Skinny people can't eat much = profit
Booze, of course, makes the most money for the owner. A successful all-you-can-eat pushes booze and sodas for the real gainz.
Conclusion 1:
Eat expensive meat (fish, duck, cow, sheep, not chicken or pig)
Drink tap water
Forget chips, bread, rice, potato, pizza, noodles, etc
This method would have made a decent BB meal, but for the salt, sugar, MSG and trans-fats.
Conclusion 2:
I'm starting to believe that fat people who take their kids to these places habitually are bordering on chronic child abuse
Conclusion 3:
Mate, on this board it's still reali
se, not reali
ze.
Lemma translate that for ya: Hey buddy, you gotta re-join the winningest team