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"Epic fail!!!!"

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Just been messing with the kids and decided to show them how you could get one of their flicker scooters "sideways", all going well then wheel hits edge of flags, ended uup on back, grazes all the way up right arm, banged back and back of head and fooked my wrist! Gutted was off to the gym for a push day @19:00, looks like just cardio now.
Anyone else with fail stories while showing off?

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think the only 'fail' here is that the cops have 'failed' to arrest you for messing around with kids

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mate I'll call them myself before I do that again

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Yeah i said i could do the split once at a party ( i actually could) but i didnt account for the fact that my jeans were a little snug.
My heart sank when i heard an almighty ripping sound.
My jeans had torn from my right knee right down to my left ankle.


Needless to say my walk home was a little drafty.

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All the time lol, you have no idea how much I had to restrain myself from entering everything at bodypower and completely knackering myself. I literally cannot resist any competition.

On the positive side I'm reigning north moulton skittles champion as I replaced somebody that dropped out (that went down well:) and lynmouth welly wanging champion. Although I couldn't move my right arm for 2 days after that. Wifey was not happy:)

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Didn't have you down as a welly wanger mate

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while the compressor was on i was telling my mate how annoying the other 2 were (about 3 meters away) thinking they couldnt hear.... then one of em told me they could both hear :o ..... that was sooo awkward and embarassing i didnt know where to hide my face

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i was once bragging about how good i was at putting a tent up after the lass i was with was moaning about the fact it was raining and i ended up tripping on a guy rope and ending up on my ar5e in the mud. was worth it tho cos it cheered her right up and i had a great weekend.

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[quote name='andyparry123']Didn't have you down as a welly wanger mate[/QUOTE]

Nor did I but it was a competition. Lol

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