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So my wife came up to me and said, "Take off my shirt"

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So I took off her shirt. Then she said, "Take off my skirt." I took off her skirt. "Take off my shoes." I took off her shoes. "Now my hose, bra, and knickers." I took them off. Then she looked at me and said

"I don't want to catch you wearing my things ever again"

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is it the new fashion to start whole threads just to tell a joke

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ive got a better joke dazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzza where i slap you round the head with a 14lb carp but hey ho...

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Daaazzaaaaaaaaa,

repping on down,

he thinks hes funny,

aint nothing but a clown

(i thought the original joke was kinda funny :ph34r:)

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Ah well i thought it was funny.......

Certainly beats reading my wife/life etc is down the toilet every five minutes :wink:

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yaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!

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didnt there used to be a joke thread for rubbish jokes :D

Seems a hell of alot of single joke threads lately, and non of them as funny as fats gyno.

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Pic or BS

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didnt there used to be a joke thread for rubbish jokes :D

Seems a hell of alot of single joke threads lately, and non of them as funny as fats gyno.

hahahaha fat's gyno, everyone had forgot about that!! FUNNY

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Well I thought it was funny. I might even go so far as to copy and past it to my facebook account as a gesture of support.

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I stuck up for you before Dazzza, I can't do it this time mate, that fcuking sucked, must try harder reads the report.

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bernard manning just using uriels account to say "gimme me me fooking joke back - cnut lol"

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Now that sh!t is funny.

From now on you are the only one with permission to post jokes.. Lol

I've heard enough of stoned Muslims

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