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Some facts about the Jockanese

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A recent study conducted by Glasgow University found that the average Scotsman walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study by the Scottish Medical Association found that Scotsmen drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

This means, on average, Scotsmen get about 41 miles to the gallon.

Kind of makes you proud to be Scottish!

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FRIENDSHIP SCOTTISH STYLE

When you're sad, I will help you get pissed and get the bastard that upset you... When you're blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. When you're scared, I will rip the piss out of you until you're not... When you're worried, I will tell you how much worse it could be until you stop moaning. When you're sick, stay the feck away from me. When you fall, i'll laugh my fecking head off and help you up..

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heres another fact that Oxford University concluded after 6 year research.......no1 knows what the fcuk the scots are saying EVER

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The scottish love summer, its their favourite day of the year

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I had a pop-up just now saying:

'Fit Girls want you, from your area!'

I thought "Wow!" but then, on second thoughts...

**** off, I live in Scotland.

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Battered women.

The Glaswegians second choice after the mars bar..

Ok thats enough scott ripping :)

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Scotland is the biggest county in England.

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