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Two coppers knocked on my door last night

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They showed me a picture of my mrs and asked was it my wife, "yes officer it is, she hasn't been in an accident has she"? "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus sir" the copper said. "yes I know that but she has a really good personality"!!!!!

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is she ok mate? surprised you are posting on a forum when you wife is in a bad way to be honest

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is she ok mate? surprised you are posting on a forum when you wife is in a bad way to be honest

Haha it's a joke mate!!! Copper said she looks like she's been hit by a bus!!

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Haha it's a joke mate!!! Copper said she looks like she's been hit by a bus!!

thank god for that! had me going for a second there pal. so shes ok then?

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haha Brutal, made me chuckle though.

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thank god for that! had me going for a second there pal. so shes ok then?

Yes mate she's fine but thanks for your concern!!

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what did you say to the copper, I wouldnt have been happy about him saying that about my mrs. In fact, id put a complaint in if I was you

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you mean, i shed a tear for an internet guy's wife for nothing????? fuking messer!!! :lol:

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is the bus ok?

The upstairs and most of the back is ok but front wing is a write off!!!

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you mean, i shed a tear for an internet guy's wife for nothing????? fuking messer!!! :lol:

all been very misleading this. I dont think anything has happened to his wife at all pal. im beginning to think that a copper hasnt even knocked on his door

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you mean, i shed a tear for an internet guy's wife for nothing????? fuking messer!!! :lol:

Hahaha sorry mate I really can be a heartless fvck at times!!

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all been very misleading this. I dont think anything has happened to his wife at all pal. im beginning to think that a copper hasnt even knocked on his door

ITS A JOKE MATE!!!!

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The upstairs and most of the back is ok but front wing is a write off!!!

****ing hell i hope the driver doesnt get sacked

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ITS A JOKE MATE!!!!

Right, sorry again. I just thought you meant your wife hadnt been hit by a bus. I must be looking a bit stupid here

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all been very misleading this. I dont think anything has happened to his wife at all pal. im beginning to think that a copper hasnt even knocked on his door

Is your real name Bergerac? :D

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all been very misleading this. I dont think anything has happened to his wife at all pal. im beginning to think that a copper hasnt even knocked on his door

really??? ah ffs my day is ruined now...how can i trust humanity again after this....

nothing is as it seems folks....bring back hanging.....aren't the coppers getting very young these days...i remember when shoes were a luxury...etc etc etc

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Is your real name Bergerac? :D

No its Paul. Why do you ask?

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No its Paul. Why do you ask?

My mistake, sorry Paul, I temporarily mistook you for a well known detective for some reason.

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Ashcrapper is a master of the pish take.

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I'd like to see his wifes tits. To survive a bus impact you'd need some hefty cushioning.

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My mistake, sorry Paul, I temporarily mistook you for a well known detective for some reason.

lmao!! :lol:

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I'd like to see his wifes tits. To survive a bus impact you'd need some hefty cushioning.

There wasnt a bus involved mate, the initial post was a joke. I think

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So he beat her up and blamed it on a bus? What a cunt.

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