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Watch your mates when youre away on business... :D

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LIFE IN AN
AUSSIE MENTAL HOSPITAL

A nurse walks into a room and sees a patient
pretending he''s driving a truck, with his hands at 10 to 2.







The nurse asks him, 'Kenny! What are you doing?'


Kenny replies, 'Can't talk right now I'm driving to
Melbourne!' The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.

The
next day the nurse enters Kenny's room just as he stops driving
his imaginary truck and she asks,
'Well Kenny, how was your trip?'


Kenny says, 'I'm exhausted, I just got into Melbourne
and I need some rest.That's great,'
replied the nurse, 'I'm glad you had a safe trip.'

The
nurse leaves Kenny's room, and then goes across the hall into another
patients' room and finds Davo sitting on
his bed masturbating vigorously.


Shocked, she shouts, 'Davo what are you doing!?' To
which Davo replies,

'Shhh, I'm shagging Kenny's wife while he's
in Melbourne '. !!
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