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Watch your mates when youre away on business... :D

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A nurse walks into a room and sees a patient

pretending he''s driving a truck, with his hands at 10 to 2.

The nurse asks him, 'Kenny! What are you doing?'

Kenny replies, 'Can't talk right now I'm driving to

Melbourne!' The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.


next day the nurse enters Kenny's room just as he stops driving

his imaginary truck and she asks,

'Well Kenny, how was your trip?'

Kenny says, 'I'm exhausted, I just got into Melbourne

and I need some rest.That's great,'

replied the nurse, 'I'm glad you had a safe trip.'


nurse leaves Kenny's room, and then goes across the hall into another

patients' room and finds Davo sitting on

his bed masturbating vigorously.

Shocked, she shouts, 'Davo what are you doing!?' To

which Davo replies,

'Shhh, I'm shagging Kenny's wife while he's

in Melbourne '. !!

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