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Old 25-01-2007, 08:38 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Muscletech Make me laugh.
Yet again, another hillarious advert from muscletech!

Ive highlighted the parts that made me chuckle even more.

This stuff is £51.99 for 180 caps, and if your a 200lb+ body builder you need 10 a day of these!! £51.99 every 18 days!!



naNOX9

If you're looking for a groundbreaking nitric oxide formula that delivers immediate results, look no further than new naNOX9. Through years of dedicated research and by harnessing the power of nanoparticulation technology, Team MuscleTech™ researchers have developed the hardest hitting nitric oxide formula available. A precise portion of the active compound in naNOX9 is up to 7400% smaller than those found in regular nitric oxide products, resulting in lightning-fast absorption and results. Within 9 seconds of taking naNOX9, rapid compound diffusion is initiated, setting the stage for the most extreme, skin-stretching muscle pumps you'll ever experience. If you are ready to kick-start rapid and dramatic increases in muscle size, the naNOX9 experience awaits you.

If you're interested in building pounds of muscle, you can't underestimate the importance of an extreme muscle pump. During a pump, vasodilation allows for increased delivery of nutrient rich blood that rapidly expands muscle size. This creates an anabolic environment inside the muscle cell conducive to new gains. The powerful capability of nitric oxide to produce and sustain a pump is well-known; however, its true potential has not been realized until now.

Although they may have been good enough in their day, regular nitric oxide supplements are limited by their inferior, inconsistent, and slow-acting formulas. To solve this problem, Team MuscleTech researchers sought out some of the world's leading authorities in nanoparticulation to develop a formula that would overcome the limitations of regular nitric oxide products. The result of this joint collaboration and years of dedicated research is naNOX9 ™, the world's fastest acting nitric oxide formula available.

By harnessing the power of nanoparticulation, a precise portion of the active compound in naNOX9 is up to 7400% smaller than those found in regular nitric oxide products, resulting in lightning-fast absorption and results. And that's where naNOX9 truly shines. No supplement on this planet is able to boost nitric oxide levels faster than naNOX9. That's because no other supplement on this planet utilizes Nanomolecular Rapid Explosion Technology™. This technology is exclusive to Team MuscleTech and is designed to initiate diffusion in nine seconds, setting the stage for the most extreme skin-stretching muscle pumps you will ever experience.

The advanced formula begins to diffuse in nine seconds to deliver an intense surge of nutrient-rich blood to your muscles, causing rapid and dramatic increases in muscle size and vascularity. If you are ready to experience the hardest hitting nitric oxide formula legally available and kick-start your gains to all-new levels, pick up your bottle of naNOX9 today.

DIRECTIONS: Start with 1 serving (3 caplets) with a 240ml glass of water twice daily. Intermediate and advanced bodybuilders under 200 pounds should take 4 caplets twice daily and those over 200 pounds should take 5 caplets twice daily. Always read the entire label before consumption.

INGREDIENTS: naNOX9 (Containing L-arginine -niacin, L-arginine-ketosocaproic acid-picamilon HCl), Hydroxypropyl cellulose, microcrystalline cellulose, croscarmellose sodium, polyvinylpyrrolidone, vegetable stearine, magnesium stearate, silica, coating (polyvinyl alcohol, polyethylene glycol, allura red AC, talc, titanium dioxide, indigo carmine), artificial flavour.

SUPPLEMENT FACTS:

Container Size: 180 Caplets
Serving Size: 3 Caplets
Servings Per Container: 60

Amount Per Serving:
naNOX9 3520mg

NOTES: FOR MEN ONLY AND NOT INTENDED FOR USE BY PERSONS UNDER 18. Always read the entire label prior to consumption.
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Old 25-01-2007, 08:48 AM   #2 (permalink)
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am surprised there is no loading phaze! of 20 capsules a day for the first week. lol
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Old 25-01-2007, 09:05 AM   #3 (permalink)
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What a joke. Am I right it says 7,400 percent!? I always seemed to think 100% was the maximum percentage.....:jerk:
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Old 25-01-2007, 09:14 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Am I right it says 7,400 percent!? I always seemed to think 100% was the maximum percentage.....:jerk:

Only in context.
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Old 25-01-2007, 09:17 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Still bollox though. I used they're Celltech 2 years ago & it lasted me about 3 days.
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Old 25-01-2007, 09:26 AM   #6 (permalink)
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This kind of marketing is exactly the kind that gives the supplement industry a bad name. How that ad passed regulations I don't know.

It's right up there with the pseudo science bullsh1t that appears in cosmetic adverts.
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Old 25-01-2007, 12:18 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Why is all there stuff so over priced? It has all these claims, if what they say is right, how come you can get great powders eles where for a smidge of the price?
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TBH I think the majority of supplement ads are similar.
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Can someone post a link to where I can buy it please.
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Can someone post a link to where I can buy it please.
LMAO!

It really works in 9 seconds you know. You can just feel the difference. Not 10 seconds, not 8 seconds - 9 exactly.
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How that ad passed regulations I don't know.
This was exactly my thought.

Aren't there supposed to be laws and regulations that prevent companies from advertising false claims and the like? :confused:
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Its amazing how far they will stretch a shred of truth!! :confused:

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US Companies get away with murder there is almost one rule for them and one rule for us .. also Our cousins from across the pond beleive this BS and will pay anything for supplements , much less price pressure over ther e relative to earnings .. put your self in muscletechs shoes .. its good business ..

Luckily UK consumers are largely much more savi and certainly UKM members are LOL .....

Note to self .. bin that new banner you were gonna send Paul claiming 400 lb of muscle gain in days from new product :biggrin:

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I think if we stick to the idea that if something sounds too good to be true, then it most likely will be.
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