jw007

About sums up most of "them" mate

not 100% with the back hair thing tho

KRS

Water On The Brain - WOTB

A condition whereby a spotty teenager believes the 30lbs of water weight he gained on his Dbol, Beer, and Kebab cycle is Lean Body Mass.

ares1

Source Requesting-

The desperate practice carried out by opportunists in order to try and verify/obtain somewhere to buy gear.
often they will ask for ancilleries and commonly use "txt spk"

Heres one i got earlier...

"can you please tell me where you buy your clen ? I wish to start my cure within a few days.

Thanks friend,

W***"

and another

"thanks for the advice on your post, great progress by the way i would be well chuffed with that. Dont know if you can help me but i'm trying to get hold of some clens and the source i had when i was doing gear etc... has packed it in. Tell me to f**k off if i'm being cheeky but i'm struggling a bit at the minute. I used to email a chap (went by the name of ******) and then he'd send out the gear but cant seem to get hold of him anymore. can you point me in the right direction?

cheers,

J*** "

Dsahna

Hammer curls-exercise invented when a bored bodybuilder bashing his bishop in the loo one day realised that not only did his wand explode so did his arm size and thought hmmm what if i tried the same hammering motion not on the old pork sword but with a dumbell instead? imagine the pump ill get then!!!

mars1960

LMFAO, definately sticky material .

Tinytom

cock

1. something that nattys stick in their ass because they are afraid of gear.
2. something that shrinks when roiders take roids.
3. something that birds love, cos they are slags.

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vlb

**** you

im a pie lover and not scared to admit it.

psml at the thread

Uriel

Lifting Heavy.

An act of dubious value performed by seriously deluded meat heads. Jerking and yanking far more weight than they will ever be able to handle propelrly in the belief that they are more muscular than their harder training peers.

The usually Injurious weights are heaved up in pathetically short ranges of movement acompanied by the whaling and screaming sound akin to a vowel being @rseraped by a black bear in order to draw the attention of the entire gymnasuim to the ludicious spectacle.

Massive amounts of gear must be taken when following this training protocol and GH to help stave off the growing list of body malfuctions carried by it's practitioners.

This type of mental roider tend to congregate in gyms toward the more smelly and vile end of the scale but fortunatle Youtube is teaming with their antics for proper trainers to enjoy without fully entering the drug den's that pass for hardcore "proper" gyms.

jw007

Def an entry

If you could just change the "jerking" at the begining as we dont want people getting confused with the act of mastubation

jw007

LittleChris

jw007

Also Guys

This is a serious dictionary

Please refrain from your petty so called veiled "analogys" to The HULK

vlb

Anavar - Oxandrolone (Var)

Weak steroid commonly used by women (and pussies) to ease into the way of the hulk.

Anavar users tend to see themselves as above Nattys (see nattys) but below Risk taking, pin pricking, test loving "roiders" (see roiders)

Commonly a 6 - 8 week cycle of anavar is followed by a brief "PCT" (see pct) and then followed by a small - medium dose of injectable test.

From that moment on one would consider oneself to be a full on "ROIDER" (see roider)

var howver can be used by the serious roider as long as mega doses are used 200+mg per day (preffered method of injestion is by crushing and sprinkling onto ones coco pops)

jw007

LMFAO

Def in

You need to edit and add "var howver can be used by the serious roider as long as mega doses are used 200+mg per day"

vlb

lol done

someone should do one for jw007, i doubt the Uk-m roid dictionary would be complete without a description of that often reveared, much loved stephan denis lookalike.