poc2k8

hi all. as the title says im a full on newbie to the world of bodybuilding nevermind steroids.

Im 22yrs old, 5"11ish and weigh about 13stone. Iv never been to a gym, well i tell a lie, i went about 4 times as a youngster. For the past year or so iv just drank weight gain shakes and used my free weights in my room. As beforehand i was ridiculousy skinny that skinny my girlfriend dragged out an old pic and i looked ill! finally i look normal, an everday average joe.

But recently iv had this MASSIVE urge to get BIG. i dont really care about muscle tone or strength or being fit if im on honest. I wouldnt care if it was pure water retention or muscle, i just want to be broad and have a jaw drapping effect when people see my size.

Iv just ordered myself a £300 york multi gym which should be getting delivered in a few days and my plan was to just carry on buying weight gain shakes and going on the multi gym every day for 45mins - 1 hour.

Here is my dilemer, a good close friend of mine has offered me Dianabol, well he called it Dinobol (if there is such a thing or if it was just a genuine spelling error on his part) and i dont know if to accept them or not??...... I want to be huge in the quickest way possible. AND...im happy if its just looks and not strength as throughout my entire kiddie and teenage years i was always the skinny kid people took the pi*s out of and over the last couple of years iv ran into so many old friends who are now massive who openly admit to using steroids. Which as you can imagine with my skinny years on my mind at the same time, it was just another kick into my ribs seeing everyone else being suddenly monsterously huge.

Another thing swaying my mind is in my team at work theres a guy who was in the royal marines for a short space of time and he goes to the gym everyday religously and isnt even that big and has admitted that hes spent years going to the gym and gets annoyed when someone he knows goes for 6months and is already bigger than him due to using roids.

I guess if you wanted to imagine me in your head as you read this, think of the normal everyday 22 year old (not big, not small. not healthy not fit..etc etc....) standard guy with the dream most young guys have which is to get huge in the least amount of time possible.

please help

Lost Soul

welcome mate...bottom line..no...not worth the health

this is a long road and ideally done in the most healthy manner

plenty of help RE diets and training here...also read this below

http://www.uk-muscle.co.uk/steroid-t...re-you-go.html

Paul

Hello welcome aboard, if you dont care about muscle tone or strength is your aim just to look like a big blob? I know the type of body your after, some guys at our gym think it looks good on them too, i can honestly say everyone else doesnt. What do you think being big will do for you? If you think it makes people scared of you and you dont think they will take the **** your wrong mate.

Blofeld

full on newbie: should definately not be looking at using steroids.

want to be huge in the quickest way possible: there is no quick way to get huge.

I don't know naff all about steroids, but read the posts of experienced users on these forums. PLEASE PLEASE take the advice that they will offer you which will be to NOT take your friends offer.

Paul

I sort of understand why he wants to be big but you get respect from doing things the hard way and being good at what you do, blobs dont get respect

Lost Soul

Its easy to look big in a shirt
Its easy to look ripped out of one
It takes a dedicated man to prove he can be both

poc2k8

thats the thing. id be extremely happy within myself being a blob as you call it,lol the reason i want to get big is more for self confidence,never been a trouble sorta guy. im always the one who talks his way out of stuff, and hides when possible lol but id love to walk around with the confidence a few of my m8s have. tight t-shirt with the broadness bulging out of it head held high etc etc...

Paul

yeh well said

MrGum

Is this a wind-up?

Paul

the thing is mate if you have a tight t-shirt on and your just big then people are going to be revolted by your belly. Some idiot the other week on a night out said i needed to show him more respect because he was bigger than me, my answer was simple "i show respect to those who earn my respect by doing something for soceity not people who rely solely on steroids to get big but still look out of shape" his face ****ing dropped. Then he smashed his glass on the floor and walked off

Mrdaveyk

wouldnt it be nicer to actually be packing some strength and wow factor under that t shirt?

because frankly fat people aren't that intimidating

poc2k8

well thinking about it,lol yeh i suppose some strength is vital. When lifting my weights in my room i always thing to myself "hmm... im not even getting bigger" i want to see results quiet quickly i guess

Lost Soul

Change hobbies mate...this isnt a quick gains sport

To then be beaten sh1tless by someone who thinks "fat boy fancies himself"

Why bother......its just asking for a kicking

Paul

Il be the 1st person to say then that if you want to get bigger you should post your routine and diet up, this is 100% the reason you are not getting the results you want. Make a few changes here and there and you will begin to get a benefit from your training.

Dragon555

Imo for the look your after just eat loads and train hard this will bulk you enough, using steriods you know nothing about is like playing with fire, any gains you make you will loose once you come off the steroids because you havent researched anything and the side effects will be a bitch. A high Carb High Protein diet is all you need right now mate.