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Old 29-06-2008, 08:39 PM   #46 (permalink)
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hi all. as the title says im a full on newbie to the world of bodybuilding nevermind steroids.

Im 22yrs old, 5"11ish and weigh about 13stone. Iv never been to a gym, well i tell a lie, i went about 4 times as a youngster. For the past year or so iv just drank weight gain shakes and used my free weights in my room. As beforehand i was ridiculousy skinny that skinny my girlfriend dragged out an old pic and i looked ill! finally i look normal, an everday average joe.

But recently iv had this MASSIVE urge to get BIG. i dont really care about muscle tone or strength or being fit if im on honest. I wouldnt care if it was pure water retention or muscle, i just want to be broad and have a jaw drapping effect when people see my size.

Iv just ordered myself a £300 york multi gym which should be getting delivered in a few days and my plan was to just carry on buying weight gain shakes and going on the multi gym every day for 45mins - 1 hour.

Here is my dilemer, a good close friend of mine has offered me Dianabol, well he called it Dinobol (if there is such a thing or if it was just a genuine spelling error on his part) and i dont know if to accept them or not??...... I want to be huge in the quickest way possible. AND...im happy if its just looks and not strength as throughout my entire kiddie and teenage years i was always the skinny kid people took the pi*s out of and over the last couple of years iv ran into so many old friends who are now massive who openly admit to using steroids. Which as you can imagine with my skinny years on my mind at the same time, it was just another kick into my ribs seeing everyone else being suddenly monsterously huge.

Another thing swaying my mind is in my team at work theres a guy who was in the royal marines for a short space of time and he goes to the gym everyday religously and isnt even that big and has admitted that hes spent years going to the gym and gets annoyed when someone he knows goes for 6months and is already bigger than him due to using roids.

I guess if you wanted to imagine me in your head as you read this, think of the normal everyday 22 year old (not big, not small. not healthy not fit..etc etc....) standard guy with the dream most young guys have which is to get huge in the least amount of time possible.

please help
Oh no not that underground stuff. Look out that will turn you in to a T-rex Just messing but definate no no for the time being .
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Old 29-06-2008, 08:42 PM   #47 (permalink)
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unfortunately yes

Now i suggest you take the advice given and stop insulting our intelligence or go and find another forum to annoy.

cant believe the attitude given when i post a topic about newbies and wanting to use roids in well what i thought was the "Steroid and Testosterone information" section of a forum
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Old 29-06-2008, 08:44 PM   #48 (permalink)
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poc2k8,lets talk about attitude - Yours!

It shows a complete ignorance and lack of respect to the lad's on here who train and diet religously.

To think you can eat porridge and perform bicep curls for a couple of weeks and then take drugs is,frankly,insulting!

You are under the popular misconception of arrogant youth that all it takes to get big and live happily ever after is to do a course of "roids"

The advice you are being given is born out of concern for your health and well being but you seem determined to ignore it so do as you wish as there will only be one loser.Best of luck.
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Old 29-06-2008, 08:52 PM   #49 (permalink)
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if im honest certian posts on this topic have swayed from genuine care to turning into a type of jelousy. this couple of sentance's in particular....

"It shows a complete ignorance and lack of respect to the lad's on here who train and diet religously."

"To think you can eat porridge and perform bicep curls for a couple of weeks and then take drugs is,frankly,insulting!"

its coming across not as genuine heartfelt advice but the same jelousy my marine friend has when he see's a friend whos gained more mass than him in half the time.

just pointing out the obvious =/
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Old 29-06-2008, 09:04 PM   #50 (permalink)
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just to point out i didnt realize you had posted in the AAS section so ignore my post

however, if you want dosage information i would start another thread mate
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If you want to stay safe go for the :

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Old 29-06-2008, 09:05 PM   #52 (permalink)
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poc2k8,lets talk about attitude - Yours!

It shows a complete ignorance and lack of respect to the lad's on here who train and diet religously.

To think you can eat porridge and perform bicep curls for a couple of weeks and then take drugs is,frankly,insulting!

You are under the popular misconception of arrogant youth that all it takes to get big and live happily ever after is to do a course of "roids"

The advice you are being given is born out of concern for your health and well being but you seem determined to ignore it so do as you wish as there will only be one loser.Best of luck.
I just wanted to highlight this. Please don't ignore good advice given to you by people with years of experience, they are giving genuine advice that should be taken.
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Old 29-06-2008, 09:07 PM   #53 (permalink)
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Kid, do what the **** you want just know that none of us think it is a good idea nor is it safe.
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Old 29-06-2008, 09:46 PM   #54 (permalink)
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its coming across not as genuine heartfelt advice but the same jelousy my marine friend has when he see's a friend whos gained more mass than him in half the time.

just pointing out the obvious =/
mate trust me no one here is jealous of you, get all the mass you want using steroids, im never going to be jealous because at the end of the day my size aint going to magically disapear when i stop taking magic fairy pills.
And i seriously doubt a marine would be jealous of a blob mate of yours, there the best, maybe you should use him as a role model instead of your other mates.
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PMSL ROTFL @ "blobs dont get respect" fk me this forums so funny, your right though, being a big daft balloon jst makes you look like a slobbies.

poc, if you wanna look good, remember, you want lean mass, not fatass.

if you just wanna be big and not muscluar or lean, you aint gonna be big for long unless you can find a way of stayin on dbol for the rest of your life cos all that soft pudgy **** will drop of you like a parachute jump when its over, lean mass never dies though, even when the cycles over.

Lean mass is hard to get but pretty hard to loose by the same rule
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Old 29-06-2008, 10:43 PM   #56 (permalink)
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just as an aside, ignoring the steroid issues.... you are not going to get anywhere with a mulitgym really mate you would be better buying a set of olympic weights.

steroids are not for you but you will take them regardless

as for being jealous, i wouldn't count on it mate and you can't insult people and expect them to take you seriously, there are many of the top bodybuilders in the UK on this forum, and to expect them to be jealous of someone who has got a bit of bloat off a course of dbol is pathetic and misjudged.

so either LISTEN to people or JOG ON!
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if im honest certian posts on this topic have swayed from genuine care to turning into a type of jelousy. this couple of sentance's in particular....
Yes pwople will be riddled with hate and jealousy for:

Someone who writes like a 12 year old chav
Someone who is weak and aspires to be fat so nobody starts on him
Someone who cannot take advice on board
Someone who knows zero about zero
Someone who can alienate a room of people within 2 hours of joining

I went from.."Oh lets help the lad" to thinking..."troll like behaviour"

Go ahead mate take the gear..but you have been warned of the issues related to them
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Do all young guys dream of being as huge as possible as quickly as possible? All the young guys at my gym are trying to cut body fat and get ripped after bulking up during the winter ! All the discussions are about cutting diets and which exercises are most effective. I must be going to the wrong gym...LOL

I would love you to come and tell my kickboxing instructor (teaches martial arts to the special forces here in Greece ) that you need to be huge to stop people taking the p**s.

Respect is earned the hard way. So is muscle. There is no magic pill, only hard work, a disciplined attitude to training and top quality nutrition.
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