Delhi

well guys after a graet weekend in Birmingham competing as only a Scotsman can do we have managed to get a right laugh out of it all.

This is a long story but all true.

Ian recieved a phonecall this morning from the hotel we were staying at (He booked the rooms), saying they have contacted the police regading one of the rooms. Stating they believe a "Serious incident" had occured in the room. At this point in time Ian thinks I am at the wind up with him (As good trainnig partners should), but the thing is I AM NOT.

So he dismisses the call and continues his normal day. Now at 13:00 he recieves a second call from Birmingham police station wanting some answers (Ian thinks I am still at the wind up LOL). They ask him about the sheets, bath and towels from my room being covered in blood and want to know what the hell has happened in there. Ian is answering with one word answers and laughing etc (Thinking its a wind up). The police take his details etc and tell him to be at his home address tonight to be "Interviewed" by local plod.


Now the thing is he now knows I am not at the wind up and all of a sudden he realises what sh1t he might be in tonight. As the sheets / towels etc are covered in jan tana, red dream tan etc and to make matters worse I actually did get a nose bleed after the show during the night and I can remember getting a little on the pillowcase and some papertowels etc which went in the bin.


Ho, ho and to top it all off, one of the questions he is going to be asked tonight is "Where is Del then so we can confirm he is alive and well?"

To which Ian can only answer "In Florida"

Ho ho looks like the big man is going on a wee holiday tonight aswel....... Dont worry bro they might not be as attractive where you are going but I am sure the rides will be just as good LOL:lift::beer1:

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Ianm

Del,,

I did say I tanned Del at the weekend but not a Glesgi Tan (Glasgow Tan) which is basically a razor across the face.

They are going to ask for you ya tube! Im goni be left stuttering like a right tit trying to explain you are no longer in the country.

Hope a get a cell with someone quite nice - and I want to play sailor!

Delhi

You see folks he STILL thinks I am pulling his leg LOL.



I Promise I am NOT ho, ho

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shorty

PMSL.... thats a top story del..sounds like you had a right laff!

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gym rat

glad to hear you enjoying yourself del mate, have good holiday id say you'd need it after the last so many weeks dieting,