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Everything posted by TinTin10

  1. Cannot believe you seriously answered this post..........
  2. Just tried this................not a fan
  3. Have you seen Brazil? Its fu**ing bandit country down there.....liveleak is full of gnarly vids from Brazil.
  4. I notice how you didnt say 'impossible' though........
  5. Its getting like Harlem. I heard someone was accosted in Waitrose by a mildy-irritated IT professional over the last pot of organic hummus.
  6. The means streets of Royal Leamington Spa.........parking disputes can turn to litigation in a heartbeat
  7. Please quote where ive responded to a question aimed at El Chapo? Doesnt exist......just the like the 'AMA thread ft Tricky'...... but again......dont derail the thread.
  8. Whats the best way to get away with raping a deaf girl......... Break her fingers so she cant tell anyone
  9. Only a matter of time before the joke police come in and start telling people what is and isnt funny..... Bore off will ya
  10. Threads in danger of getting hijacked by people that are not @ElChapo , responding to questions aimed at El Chapo. Not this last particular issue, just been happening more frequently in general by 1 or 2. Thread is one of the best threads on UKM for ages.....dont ruin it.
  11. I was having rough sex with this bird the other night and she started screaming really loud. I whispered in her ear ' Shhhhhhhh....dont turn this rape into a murder'
  12. bloke walks into a pharmacy and says ' Hi mate, bit hard for me to say this......but I need some vaginal lube for my 11 yr old daughter' Pharmacist says ' YOUR 11 YR OLD DAUGHTER IS SEXUALLY ACTIVE??!' Bloke says ' ........well not really......she just lays there and cries'
  13. Your grandads a c**t
  14. I was raping some woman the other night and she screamed ' OH PLEASE.....THINK OF MY CHILDREN!' ................kinky bitch
  15. Does this come in a 100ml vial or something?
  16. ahhhh f**k offffff Ive just got 4 vials aswell
  17. Whats the reason for the Nolvadex mate?
  18. Just stay off my pitch or il tip your van xxx
  19. The nightclub idea is what I hear everyone who has never done it going on about. Ive done it.....its not worth the hassle mate. Two lads had a fight about who was getting served next one night. Big lad put the other lad through my condiment table. They got nicked and I got left out of pocket. Top crack. Street trading in the day though, before my pitch I just used to set up and trade. If youre not supposed to be there, youll soon get moved on....and thats all theyre allowed to do to you - ask you to move on. Nothing ventured nothing gained I suppose.
  20. Ice cream lot are mental. They tip each others vans. Catering is sound 99% of the time, unless you deliberately take a guys spot, or do his round before him. Technically though, theres nothing stopping you.
  21. Yeah mate, a pitch is a location you set trading from, can be either temporary or permanent. The term actually applies to the unit youre trading from being transportable AFAIK. Youll need your Food Hygiene level 2, PLI, a street trading license from the council (unless youre on private land) and an environmental health check. Where abouts are you thinking of setting up? As in town/city/area?