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  1. I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000 in loose change. Pushed my **** to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That’s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench pressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my **** in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a ****ing umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight ****ing frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didn’t weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like mother****ing fountains. Made the **** beg for my cum, but I didn’t give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didn’t say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I’m sitting here, drinking £15000 champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. It’s only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you ***gots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures.
  2. When it comes to AAS cycles, I think it's best to just run the standard cycles that have built countless huge physiques over the years and increase the dosages of the cycles as you gain muscle. I'm all for trying out new ideas and stuff, but I don't see much room for improvement in this aspect.
  3. As opposed to compliantly?
  4. I also would love to live in a cold part of the world tbh, can't stand the heat. I'd like to move to some sort of Nordic country though.
  5. Thanks buddy, yeah I'm gonna give it a go, won't know until I try! Fuckin TM out of stock on it, don't think my other sources do it so I've shot TM an email to see when they're back in stock otherwise I'm gonna have to order the s**t from Mexico, rather not cause it's pricey and will take a few weeks to get here.
  6. Most powders are about 400 calories per 100g, even standard whey protein. Tastes nice and is okay on the stomach probably because 1) Matrix have a history of "amino spiking" so you've probably just ingested some amino acid powders instead of actual protein, and 2) The carbs and fats are probably cheap milkshake powder bought wholesale.
  7. I've used a few different labs for Accutane and they've all been spot on. I know what sorta sides I get from certain doses so it's easy to gauge. Suppose it's very obvious when accutane is bunk and it's not very expensive and apparently the raws are easy and cheap to get hold of, so it's very rarely faked.
  8. I get left well alone, maybe cause I'm tall though. If people see a muscular fella they wanna see if they can take them, but if it's a tall muscular fella it probably appears to be too much of a challenge As I always say, being big doesn't mean you can fight, but the average bloke doesn't seem to realise that.
  9. It doesn't? Well s**t, I feel stupid...
  10. The lads in Vin's gym have all got together and decided to pull an elaborate prank in which they feed him a bit of make-believe broscience every time they talk to him and see how much of it he asks about online.
  11. That diet sounds incredibly boring tbh. Also, you've not told us portion sizes and how many calories you'll be taking in and we know nothing about you, so it's hard to judge whether or not it'll work.
  12. I'm a bit unsure now then. Suppose I might do what I normally do and try it out and see how I go, suppose I'll just have to keep some simple carbs handy until I know how it's going to affect me.
  13. Well my mum's dad's parents were Irish and Aussie, and her mum English. My dad's dad was Scottish and his mum English. So on the face of it I'm 1/8 Irish, 1/8 Aussie, 1/4 Scottish and 1/2 English
  14. Most things in moderation are fine. Absolutely nothing wrong with an energy drink here and there when you need to get s**t done and you're lagging. Several times a week, though, like some people do every week, is too much and likely unhealthy.