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  1. Its a pain to divide those tiny pills ..maybe 10 every other day ?
  2. Thats what i pay a pt for . Once ( ok more than once ) I showed up with a hungover . He wanted me to do walking lunges . I said no he said f@ck off you're doing it . I bumped into the door so many times I got it dented. He threatened to make me pay for it . That got me walking straight lines again . It was still a workout !
  3. A Male patient just recovered successfully from a sex threatening health attack. He was wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and laying on a hospital bed. An young nurse came to clean his body with sponge. The patient mumbled, “Are my testicles black?” Nurse replied, “I don’t know Sir, I am just getting you clean” The patient repeated again, “Are my testicles black?” Nurse was quite embarrassed to answer the question and said “Sir everything should be OK” The patient just kept on asking again and again, “Are my testicles black?” Nurse could not bear a patient concerned so much. So she raised his gown, moved her hand to find and grab his penis and testicle, moved it all around, checked very closely and suddenly the man ej***ated on the nurse’s hand. The man pulls off his oxygen mask, embarrassed at the fiasco says loudly enough, “Ma’am, Thanks but I still need to know ‘Are my tests results back?’”
  4. Ok .. if you insist ... what the hell .. dame tan solo un momento maaaas y te dire lo que guardo por tiiii un corazon que de tanto esperaaaaar ya no quiere volver a latiiiiir yyyyy esto es amooooorrr! Hope that put you to sleep and gave you nightmares
  5. Apologies , hadn't seen the reply . No interest in competing whatsoever . I am doing this for me . I am 1,67 currently 57 kilos ( not sure about body fat at the moment ) i had done a small cycle of 4 weeks on 10 mg anavar per day , very excited about the results but I wanted to discontinue so as to avoid possible virilisation( had no side effects up to that ) i am starting another one mid september and I was wondering if nolva would be necessary if I continued for up to 8 weeks . Thank you!
  6. Got it , thank you . What results should I anticipate if dieting and exercising are kept on point . Similar to anavar's ?
  7. Any idea what the protocol would be for that ?
  8. I bought a racehorse today, I called him My Face. I don't care if he doesn't win, I just want to hear a load of posh twats shouting, "Come on My Face."
  9. Based on statistics, the most used s*xual position among married couples is doggy style... The husband sits and begs, while the wife rolls over and plays dead.
  10. Think so ? I was going to try turi instead of anavar mid september . What dosage would you recommend ?
  11. A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads: CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50 HAND JOB: $10.00 He walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks. "Can I help you?" she asks. "I was wondering," whispers the man. "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" "Yes," she purrs. "I am." The man replies, "Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger."
  12. Haha you scumbag
  13. Aaawww! Cheers to you Sir ! hope I have the pleasure of meeting you one day .
  14. Guy: Can I buy you a drink? Girl: Sorry, but alcohol is bad for my legs. Guy: Do they swell? Girl: No. They spread.