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10-03-2008, 08:08 PM
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| | Work in Progress
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LOL i know its a bit of a dodgy subject but any one else start dropping bombs that would gag a maggot when they start dieting??
My wife is climbing the walls LOL
ANy one take anything that would curb my chuffing habits.
Cheers
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10-03-2008, 08:38 PM
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| | “If you can dream it, you can do it.”
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Yh m8 it is usually due to the protein in your body i ain't sure how it fully works but from off the top of my head how it works is something to do with un-digested protein! | |
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10-03-2008, 08:48 PM
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| | plzzzzz rep me!!!!!!!!!!!!
Join Date: May 2007 Location: stourbridge west mids
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| Re: Wind
digestive enzymes are apparently the way to go i get bannished to the seatee many nights due to satan living in my bottom. | |
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10-03-2008, 09:24 PM
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| | Damn belly!
Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Tooting
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| Re: Wind
Danone Activia? Or are you not a middle-aged, chardonnay-swilling middle England housewife? 
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11-03-2008, 10:36 AM
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| | Dieting.....
Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Wales
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| Re: Wind
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Originally Posted by dmcc  Danone Activia? Or are you not a middle-aged, chardonnay-swilling middle England housewife? | LOL - thats so true Dmcc
I have the same problem, if the misses complains to much just dutch oven her when your bed :biggrin::biggrin: | |
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11-03-2008, 11:05 AM
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| | Save yourselves!
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| Re: Wind
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Originally Posted by Chris4Pez Yh m8 it is usually due to the protein in your body i ain't sure how it fully works but from off the top of my head how it works is something to do with un-digested protein! | I thought gas was due to carbs......?
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11-03-2008, 11:06 AM
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| Re: Wind
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Originally Posted by beequeth LOL - thats so true Dmcc
I have the same problem, if the misses complains to much just dutch oven her when your bed :biggrin::biggrin: | ROFL
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11-03-2008, 06:05 PM
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| Re: Wind
Aye same thing here. Even the dog whines at me sometimes
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11-03-2008, 06:06 PM
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im lead to believe its the change in proteins
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11-03-2008, 07:53 PM
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| | Damn belly!
Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Tooting
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I agree with Ollie, I notice that when I up my protein intake I'm like a brass band (and immensely popular with the other half). It settles down though. You could try some Boots Wind Relief tablets, they're sort of chalky with peppermint oil, but it soaks up excess gas.
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12-03-2008, 10:28 PM
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| | Looking Freaky
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| Re: Wind
i haeen on my new diet 5 weeks and only now have i stopped , makes me feel il sometimes with wind trapped lol but to help the famly through it if you feel one brewing go sit on the lavy then really force it out.( dont rty this with out the lavy lol incase you make a miss judgement. | 
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13-03-2008, 02:32 PM
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| | Undergoing Building Work
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i love farting, it's like a release, even better when it's a cupcake for the missus. she loves that. | |
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13-03-2008, 02:32 PM
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| | Completed GTA IV in 2 days
Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Aldershot
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Originally Posted by estfna i love farting, it's like a release, even better when it's a cupcake for the missus. she loves that. | Dont you find follow through a ****er though, especialy when squating :(
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15-03-2008, 08:31 AM
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| | plzzzzz rep me!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i have on occasions used the charcoal inserts in me boxers cuz it got that bad ive used wind cheaters,charcoal tablets and none work havent changed my protein for ever still stink like rotting offal.go to the loo 4-7 times a day and they are solid meaty chunks too doc says its just that i eat alot.go figure. use the all the enzyme drinks to do they work do they feck. | |
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15-03-2008, 08:45 AM
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| | On the first step
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| Re: Wind
Great line comes to mind form last night (watched the bucket list). And I quote:
"Never trust a fart"
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