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24-03-2008, 07:13 PM
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| NABBA WEST BRITAIN JUNIORS WINNER  Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: torquay, devon
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  | Re: Wind i literally cant go out in busy public areas i would be arrested for biological terrorism! i HAVE to sleep with my windows open! disgusting! bloody diet is a nightmare |
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24-03-2008, 07:23 PM
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| Newbie Trainer Join Date: Mar 2008
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| Re: Wind haven't started the shakes ect yet your telling me it gets worse lol???????? dissapointing thing is i am a DS and alway's had a way with the ladies, tonight at the club am gonna hide in the smoking section outside |
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24-03-2008, 08:23 PM
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| Newbie Trainer  Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Northampton
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 | Re: Wind Isn't it a bit of double standards tho. I mean when the mrs farts its the most hilarious thing in the world to her but when you drop a bit of a bomb it never seems so funny then. I wonder why that is lol *lol my first post on here is to do with farts....quality huh....anyway hi everyone* |
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31-03-2008, 04:57 PM
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| Newbie Trainer  Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Ipswich, Suffolk
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| Re: Wind Im surprised i haven't been beat up for my recent performances in the gym since i started a weight gain shake.:sorry: Admittedly I does make it harder to complete a set when my mate does it. I think my missus likes the cupcakes. |
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31-03-2008, 05:02 PM
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| UK-Muscle Addict!  Join Date: Mar 2007
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 | Re: Wind Fooking hell my **** is on fire. Ive run out of boxers as ive blown holes in all of them. Can anyone source me bomb proof boxers?
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12-05-2008, 08:29 PM
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| Gym Addict  Join Date: May 2008 Location: MC
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| Re: Wind Bad ass use advanced acidophilus tablets by Solgar they really are worth the money and work ask my cats  they no longer look at their own asses when someone drops their backs 
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12-05-2008, 08:47 PM
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| recently converted to bodybuilding  Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: leeds
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| Re: Wind Guys we should embrase the gift we work hard for and have fun with it. I see good use of Cup Cakes, Dutch ovens and Hand grenades. The drive-by tooting is my personal fave, supermarkets, pubs, anywere that you can sly off and laugh your ass off while others worry of a chemical attack. I guffed in asda yesterday and they asked over the tannoy for a cleaner to isle 5.. Thats Legend, I was narly as proud as i was when my children were born.. 
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12-05-2008, 09:09 PM
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| shy in real life  | Re: Wind I have the same problem - my missus us constantly trying to work out what causes it in order to make me cut it out. I think it is to do with protein and I've read somwhere that B vitamins help. Having said that I am a vegan so I live on veg and fart like cows. mark |
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13-05-2008, 01:23 AM
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| Super Moderator  Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Sunny Southern California U.S.A.
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 | Re: Wind Foul odors is easy, take digestive enzymes with each meal. Generally this is a carbohydrate issue, and outside of being sick, it is a digestion issue. Outside of the digestion issue chlorophyll is one of the best defense of any smelly issue, weather it be under arm, breath, or gas, chlorophyll is a good thing. Milk is one of the biggest contributions to the most smelly gas, this is due to the lactose carbohydrate and our inability to digest this carbohydrate with any efficiency. Pro-biotics would be another good idea here. Generally it is due to not digesting your foods, this all will be a mute point once digestive enzymes are added to your meals....
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13-05-2008, 09:58 AM
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| Newbie Trainer  Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: South Cumbria UK
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| Re: Wind i come from a long line of farters, ive had medication prescribed in the past for IBS but nothing has worked and the intoduction of a hi carb hi protein diet has deffinately added to the volume of gas produced, Im now eating Pro biotic yoghurt every day to see if it helps. I think it is great how a good stinking fart can turn a load of grown men into a swarm of complaining old ladies, which happens on a very regular basis where i work, it is suggested to me periodically by my work collegues that i require colonic irrigation!!! |
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13-05-2008, 10:57 AM
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| Part-Time W$%ker  | Re: Wind I have woken myself up on more than one occasion with an almighty Butt Trump, and i always have a little whiff under the quilt before sharing my creation with the wife. I'm quite surprised i haven't sh1t the bed yet. 
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14-05-2008, 12:44 AM
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| Getting HUGE!  Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Newcastle
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| Re: Wind Am I the only person here who rarely farts if at all?  And my diet is full of greens and milk...mmm cravendale. Addictive creamy stuff.
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