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Old 14-05-2008, 08:41 PM   #46 (permalink)
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lol bad habbit of farting and i end up laughing like a mad man to top it off xD
LOL Farts make me giggle like a little school girl man, I cant help it for some reason I just find it hilarious
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Agreed tis a bad day when your in the car and its raining and the heating is on full blast and ye let 1 rip xD hahahah >.> got kicked out the car n made to stand in the pouring rain for 10 mins but i was laughing my head off so was worth it
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I have been known to wake myself up and have to leave the room. Or when I come to bed late I crack a killer and the misses wakes up disorintated wondering what the hell smells so bad.

But tonight was brilliant. we driving back from a nice romantic dinner. She cracks one and yeah it's funny as fck so I said well now it's free for all then!! She cringed as today something dug itself from the dead. I crack one, she says "I'm cold" I am about to reach for the window button when she "Oh no I'm not" and proceeds to hang her head out of the car like Ace Ventura.

Thank god we have been dating for awhile......
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Old 14-05-2008, 09:14 PM   #49 (permalink)
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I have been known to wake myself up and have to leave the room. Or when I come to bed late I crack a killer and the misses wakes up disorintated wondering what the hell smells so bad.

But tonight was brilliant. we driving back from a nice romantic dinner. She cracks and yeah it's funny as fck so i said well now it's free for all then!! She cringed as today something dug itself from the dead. I crack one, she says "I'm cold" I am about to reach for the window button when she "Oh no I'm not" and proceeds to hang her head out of the car like Ace Ventura.

Thank god we have been dating for awhile......

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Old 14-05-2008, 10:28 PM   #51 (permalink)
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Drop one when your in the pit but before you do pull the covers under your chin so it traps it, then give your partner a hug n kick the bottom of the duvet roflmfao it's a killer
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Am I the only person here who rarely farts if at all? And my diet is full of greens and milk...mmm cravendale. Addictive creamy stuff.
I rarely fart myself, but I do take pro-biotics and digestive enzymes, other than that it is not a daily thing.
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does that help with the wind then
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Oh man, more than you know. It also helps with heart burn and a bunch of other things like constipation and better digestion of your foods.

Remember that 70% of your immune system is in the intestines, getting pro-biotics down you helps keep the immune system strong.
Digestive enzymes aid in digestion so there is more effiency of digestion and better assimilation of food.

Basicly gas is from not digesting your food properly.
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Just bought some charcoal tablets, ffs its a fast release
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i laughed so much at this topic:|

the best ones wer at school in assembly when every1 was silent

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Weatherspoons/Lloyds sunday roast gives me the nastiest farts ever
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