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10-08-2005, 11:05 AM
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| King of the Leg Press  Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Birmingham UK
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 | Maybe The worst joke Ever.... This just appeared in my email. I’ve seen it before a while ago but it made me laugh again. Late last Saturday night; a young chap was walking home from a club. It was a cold, wet, windy evening, and he was tired and freezing. Most of the streetlights in the area were broken, and the silence was only broken by the occasional sound of a stray cat sifting through a dustbin. Then suddenly he heard a strange noise.......
BUMP........
In a last ditch attempt to save his skin, he reached for his bathroom cabinet...... He grabbed a bar of Imperial Leather soap and threw it at the coffin.......still it came ........ BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH... He grabbed his can of Lynx deodorant and threw it ....still it came...... BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP.SCREECH... He grabbed his first aid kit and threw it ......still it came...... BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH... He grabbed some Benelyn cough mixture and threw it........ The coffin stopped.
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10-08-2005, 11:08 AM
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| UK-Muscle Moderator  Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: SW London
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    | oh my god! that is poor! cant believe i took the time to read it :boohoo:
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10-08-2005, 11:21 AM
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| Please do not feed the Raikey, it may bite.!!  Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Deepest, Darkest , Yorkcestershire,...Ayup See thee!!
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 You just stole two minutes of my life man! Ironically tho, that was so poor it was funny!!!!:crazy:
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10-08-2005, 11:35 AM
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 . This is the short version. You should see how many Bumps and Screeches I edited out. Perhaps I should have made this into a opinion poll and then we could have proved it is the worst joke ever.
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10-08-2005, 12:06 PM
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| Please do not feed the Raikey, it may bite.!! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Deepest, Darkest , Yorkcestershire,...Ayup See thee!!
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| Did someone just rep Moo for this????? i notice shortly after posting what was probly the shatest joke i ever heard, he went up to two nice little green blobs. and i,m still bottom feeding on one!! now, its not bitterness or jelously(its only a green blob FFS) but com on !! i post a thread that attracts upto 5 pages of quality discussion and debate (what do you ride/drive) and nothing ! What do i have to do people? (bear in mind i,m married!) i just want to be loved (sniff!) LMAO
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10-08-2005, 12:26 PM
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| King of the Leg Press Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Birmingham UK
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Oh that is just shameless begging for rep points. Pull yourself together man, where is your integrity? I earned my green blobs the hard way. But just for your cheek I will give you one ( a rep point that is). 
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10-08-2005, 12:36 PM
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| Please do not feed the Raikey, it may bite.!! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Deepest, Darkest , Yorkcestershire,...Ayup See thee!!
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| yeeeee haaaaaaa! look at my green blobs everyone!! now i feel like a real man. (means nowt tho really does it?? i mean,.. dunt mek me any less of a **** does it?)
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