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09-07-2005, 01:15 PM
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| Administrator  | Girls night out Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home. The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, We'll never forget you!'  L
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09-07-2005, 03:55 PM
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| UK-Muscle Moderator  Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: SW London
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10-07-2005, 02:05 AM
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| UK-Muscle Male Animal  | Quote:
 :smoke:You can add one that we have not heard if you want! I got one. If a stork brings white babies and a crow brings black babies, what brings no babies? A swallow!
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10-07-2005, 11:39 AM
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| is really, really, ridiculously good looking.  Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: United Kingdom
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10-07-2005, 12:00 PM
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| UK-Muscle Moderator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: SW London
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10-07-2005, 04:03 PM
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I had a good post once, it was a link to someone elses post.
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| uk-muscles little muscle  Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: uk-muscle
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