Julio

Amazing simple home remedies just for men!
1. If you’re choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.


2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.


3. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.


4. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.


5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.


6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you’ll be afraid to cough.


7. You only need two tools in life – wd-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and should, use the wd-40. If it shouldn’t move and does, use the duct tape.


8. Remember – everyone seems normal until you get to know them.


9. If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you’ve got an electrical problem.
Daily thought: Some people are like slinkies – not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

cultivator

u have issues man lol

hackskii

Oh man, and for a minute I thought I was going to put some home remedy stuff to go with this post as that is one of my favorite hobbies.


Then I busted up reading.
Makes it better when you think it is a legit post....

Reps man, that was damn funny, read that to a buddy at work.
I like the hammer one...

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Jem

I like the slinky one .....

Propper Joss

Have a headache from laughing, reps

rodrigo

got me smilin on a friday night in work

hackskii

What made it the funniest was I thought it was a serious post like putting a bar of soap under your undersheet for restless leg syndrome.

Or gin soaked golden raisins for arthritis.

I should put all those down on paper somewhere or here so I can remember them.

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R84

I fell for this too thinking what a useful post, got to read it but it cracked me up esp the one about p1ssing in the sink. Nice one!

Jem

you are determined to turn this into a real homemade remedies thread aren't ya Hacks

But ....re the first tip: when I was running 30+ miles per week I used to get that restless leg syndrome ...still get it sometimes if I have done more than usual. So you put the soap where [maybe I'll regret asking that] ?

bassmonster

I'll try p*ssing i the sink but if I get a black eye, it'll be your fault.. :p

hackskii

Now for the record they dont know why it works for some but here goes.
Restless Leg Syndrome can be eleviated by putting a bar of soap under the sheets at the foot of your bed.
Works for some and there is no scientific evidence for this but it works.

Another cause from RLS can be defiencies of calcium, magnesium, iron, or potassium.

This is why it is so much fun for me to collect this.

How about athletes foot, or toenail fungus.
Soak your feet in original amber listerine and apple cider vinegar 50/50
Or oregano and olive oil, dab that on your toes.

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Jem

You need to start a thread so I can subscribe - I love all these things
Lack of iron for RLS makes sense if I was very active and veggie

DNC

A spoonful of sugar makes hiccups disappear pretty much straight away

I always knew Mary Poopins was someone you listened too

hackskii

Shoot, it would take me a month to do.
It would be very cool, but better if it had some kind of search tool.
Perhaps I can start it and add as I progress.


Sorry for the hyjack, but the concept sounds awesome actually, and this happens to be one of my favorite topics.

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Jem

I think it would be great - you could categorise and edit as you go along but then entries would not show up as new posts & therefore subscribers would not be notified would they ?

Yep search facility on individual threads would be good - not sure how hard that is to do ?

I say go for it regardless ....