ryoken

lmao i would have chuckled too, i jsut remembered now about the inhalor incident i had lol ---
its happened more then once this and it is funny as fvck to me anyway,
been in the gym doing squats or deads and even though i take my inhalor before hand 9 times out of ten i will need it once more on the heavier sets and i had a guy say " do you use that to give you an edge mate and improve your lifts??"
of course i answer " no mate i use it for my fvcking asthma"
second time was actually a personal trainer asked me if i was using it expecting it to help me with my cardio and fitness and my reply was "i should fvcking hope it does as without it i would die from an asthma attack mate" he looked a bit sheepish made his appoligies and walked off, but he did say the next time i saw him that he knows guys that do use them for weight lifting without asthma

bloodsweatgears

There's a bloke in my gym who reads the paper inbetween each set

Miike

Not in the gym but I was on a bus once and heard a girl say "I hate it when you see skinny people jogging"

The joggers were in great shape and she was a fat cnut!

bassmonster

Your reply should have been "I hate it when fat people eat"

chilisi

"I dont want to go gym, as its full of skinny/muscley people" Obviously people like that are born that way??

When I train with my good friend, he doesnt like doing certain exercises, as he isnt strong on them or he normally says... " I dont want to do that one, as you can lift more than me" which I always reply.. "Its not a fvcking competition" But he's stronger than me on most exercises.!!?

Miike

LOL!

Thing is I hate watching fat people eat crap. Makes me angry!

bassmonster

it always cracks me up when someone overweight goes into Mcdondalds, orders burgers fries etc then asks for a diet coke.......wtf.....

rs007

You know what is funny about that?

If you are a bodybuilder, everyone ASSUMES you are on steroids, and regards you as the devils spawn.

Yet as soon as someone is "on the steroids" from the doctor, even though it is practically an entirely different thing, its like they can't wait to tell everyone, wearing it like some kind of badge. A badge of ingnoramus-ness

I mean I've heard soooo many people say this it isn't even funny, yet I just know they will spit in my face if I so much as hint that I use steroids cvnts

[LJ]

to be fair though I go to donalds for my manager to get his lunch and he wants a diet coke with his meal but it is never for me *the meal*

so I must look like one of those jokers when I go to get it for him lol

anyway back to subject

one I hear is

"nah mate Im all natural, dont do protein shakes or anything, you?"

or

"nah don't do cardio, I will lose the weight by weight lifting"

Dagman72

LOL - makes them feel better, is the diet drinks one of the biggest scams by drink companies?

chilisi

Alot of people stand by this rule.. lifting heavy burns alot of calories and if your diet is spot you will burn fat.

bassmonster

some truth in that i guess...just cut down on the amount you eat

Lou

LOL!! Breakfast of course we all know you shouldn't eat eggs after 8am.... Taking the wee wee......His mate who he was talking to was doing bike cardio swinging his arms around like a looney tune with 2kg dumbells in each hand.....funniest thing I have seen in a long time.

Jungle

I had someone offer to let me wear their gloves and straps whilst I was doing narrow grip lat pull-downs. I just said 'nah thanks mate, gloves are for girls'

BillC

Do I train at all your gyms?? I friggin love a mcDonalds and funnily enough I have it with Coke Zero I love Greggs pasties , eat chips eod and love icecream. If and when I look to do a contest maybe in a couple of years, I'll get serious about my diet. Why put yourself through all that pain, there is more to life than rice and chicken. It's winter, it's the law to have a bit of a tummy.

I have no issues with fat people binging themselves stupid, good for them for not being insecure. When it does bother me is when they whinge about being fat then eat a cream cake, ......ummm cream cake, off to greggs.