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Old 04-06-2005, 04:03 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Wink Words Women Use........

Words Women Use

Fine

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


Five Minutes

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.

Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


Nothing

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".


Go Ahead

This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!


Loud Sigh

Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".


That's Okay

This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


Thanks

This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.




Send this to the Men you know and want to help, or to the Women you know for a laugh.
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Old 04-06-2005, 04:05 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Words Women Use

Fine

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


Five Minutes

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.

Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


Nothing

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".


Go Ahead

This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!


Loud Sigh

Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".


That's Okay

This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


Thanks

This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.




Send this to the Men you know and want to help, or to the Women you know for a laugh.
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lol!! Very true, i used to encounter all of them on a daily basis with the ex lol :p
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Old 04-06-2005, 04:19 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Lol nice one Lauren..
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Old 04-06-2005, 04:49 PM   #4 (permalink)
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lol, quality
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Old 04-06-2005, 05:25 PM   #5 (permalink)
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lol!! Very true, i used to encounter all of them on a daily basis with the ex lol :p
EX being the optimum word LOL
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Old 04-06-2005, 07:51 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!



Never Dare a man, You WILL LOSE long term IMO :rage: :rage: :rage:
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They don't use the word "c*nt" enough, IMO.
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They don't use the word "c*nt" enough, IMO.
Its because we have one...we see it everyday and the last thing we want to do is to talk about it!!

Besisdes im far too polite to use such a horrible word!! LOL
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Its because we have one...we see it everyday and the last thing we want to do is to talk about it!!

Besisdes im far too polite to use such a horrible word!! LOL
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I don't here any of them from my missus, just "prick" "tosser" and "fcuk you"


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Its because we have one...we see it everyday and the last thing we want to do is to talk about it!!
LOL

Well we all wish we could wake up and see that down there everyday...maybe that's why we ay it so much.
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Old 06-06-2005, 01:18 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Women dont use any of those on me....

..usually just moans, groans and screams ;)
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Old 07-06-2005, 12:16 PM   #15 (permalink)
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