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    Best excuse for skipping the gym ?

    Best one I heard was "Oh I can't shower at the gym cause the men look at my willy"

    My personal one of choice is "oh, I had mcdonalds earlier and it makes me feel rough if I go and workout"

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    Re: Best excuse for skipping the gym ?

    Anybody who needs excuse is not in to it enough, I HATE having to skip the gym.

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    Re: Best excuse for skipping the gym ?

    Im always looking for an excuse to get out of something else so I can go to the gym!!

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    Re: Best excuse for skipping the gym ?

    if you are a female...all you have to say is.."im on my blob!" and no one questions you further lol


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    Re: Best excuse for skipping the gym ?

    I love the gum, I never ever want get out of it unless I'm hurt

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    Re: Best excuse for skipping the gym ?

    Quote Originally Posted by avril View Post
    if you are a female...all you have to say is.."im on my blob!" and no one questions you further lol
    pmsl av - have not heard that for years
    think its definitely a northern thing - these monkeys just dont talk properly
    you brought back memories there

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    Re: Best excuse for skipping the gym ?

    Quote Originally Posted by Uriel View Post
    I love the gum, I never ever want get out of it unless I'm hurt
    You love the gum? Did you mean bum or gym?

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    Re: Best excuse for skipping the gym ?

    Quote Originally Posted by Jem View Post
    pmsl av - have not heard that for years
    think its definitely a northern thing - these monkeys just dont talk properly
    you brought back memories there
    Alright, no need for racism!

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    Re: Best excuse for skipping the gym ?

    Quote Originally Posted by Uriel View Post
    I love the gym, I never ever want get out of it unless I'm hurt
    But if I had to, I'd say I was off to have the syphallitic puss milked from my chopper at the gum clinic

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    Re: Best excuse for skipping the gym ?

    Quote Originally Posted by TaintedSoul View Post
    You love the gum? Did you mean bum or gym?
    nob

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    Re: Best excuse for skipping the gym ?

    Quote Originally Posted by avril View Post
    if you are a female...all you have to say is.."im on my blob!" and no one questions you further lol


    So whats us blokes excuse...oh sorry pal i cant train tonight ive sh1t myself?

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    Re: Best excuse for skipping the gym ?

    Quote Originally Posted by pea head View Post


    So whats us blokes excuse...oh sorry pal i cant train tonight ive sh1t myself?
    PMSL well you can be f*ckin sure i'd not be sticking around to ask many questions if someone told me that

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    Re: Best excuse for skipping the gym ?

    If only working nights was an excuse! arrggghhh :p

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    Re: Best excuse for skipping the gym ?

    im dead! the mrs is dead! mrs having a baby are the only reasons!

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    Re: Best excuse for skipping the gym ?

    I think most of us on here make excuses to actually go to the gym.

 

 
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