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Old 29-05-2005, 07:36 PM   #1 (permalink)
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MAN, IT SUCKS WHEN YOU LOOK IN THE PAPER AND....
....your ex is going for Miss Wales 2005. Mother just came in with Wales on Sunday and said "Your old girlfriend is going for Miss Wales".

Actually, it was a different ex that sprung to mind!


Moreover, this girl broke up with me and has been with some right dweebs since! Only the other week someone told me, "OH, her new b/f is on top gear and whacks her about all the time."

And lo-and-behold, when I see him, he's fat and ugly and sad-looking as fook!!! :boohoo: :boohoo:
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Old 29-05-2005, 07:53 PM   #2 (permalink)
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....your ex is going for Miss Wales 2005. Mother just came in with Wales on Sunday and said "Your old girlfriend is going for Miss Wales".

Actually, it was a different ex that sprung to mind!


Moreover, this girl broke up with me and has been with some right dweebs since! Only the other week someone told me, "OH, her new b/f is on top gear and whacks her about all the time."

And lo-and-behold, when I see him, he's fat and ugly and sad-looking as fook!!! :boohoo: :boohoo:
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sometimes things like that happen man, probably better off without her if shes dense enough to stay with someone who slaps her about.
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Old 29-05-2005, 08:06 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Oh, she's dense allright! She is going for a "Miss" title!


I dunno, though, I'm having a running debate with current g/f over this - incidentally, she is in same school as ex. Round my way I know a whole load of girls who've been on the bad side of a happy-slap from their b/fs. I think it's disgusting, man, but oddly enough, it only seems to endear the girls to their fellas. Work that one out!
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Old 29-05-2005, 08:30 PM   #4 (permalink)
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go out with ugly girls then!

you wont see them winning beauty shows


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turn gay....but make sure you dont pick a guy with a better physique than you or you will be in the same spot!
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Old 29-05-2005, 08:37 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Cant say ive ever had that problem, most of my ex's have been complete psycho munters, hence the reason why theyre ex's
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Pretty on the outside but I bet she is ugly on the inside, how many eating disorders she been through to get to a 'Miss' title attempt I wonder? That and the self degredation of going out with fat, wife beating tossers and I reckon you are better of my man


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As for slapping women about, well, the old saying of 'treat em mean, keep em keen' springs to mind.
Nice guys like us finish last. Or is it caus I'm an ugly kant:boohoo:
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Would NEVER put up with anyone hitting me...sod that.
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very true. when u go out with someone ugly, atleast u know she wont be cheating on you..
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man that is so true..
a shame but true
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Yeah and me...if i ever found out one of my mates Bf's were knocking them about id scratch his bloody eyes out i swear......
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very true. when u go out with someone ugly, atleast u know she wont be cheating on you..
That is, unless your uglier than her. And that truly is a very nieve thing to think
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I know the popular and somewhat 'macho' standpoint on hitting a woman is 'dont'. But I gotta tell ya, there are some b*****s out there that take advantage of that and will happily slap you silly.

Personally I dont care if you are man, woman, beast, vegetable, alien if you come at me swinging I am gonna put you down!

The extent of the put down will vary as I think giving a b***h a good shoeing when she is on the floor is a bit ungentlemanly.

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