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20-05-2005, 03:34 PM
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| King of the Leg Press  Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Birmingham UK
Posts: 78
 | Application For A Night Out Something for the weekend fellers. Just fill in the dotted lines and hand it to the wife. APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband: ----------------------------- I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following period: Time of return--------------------------------------------- Date:------------- Time of departure:---------- NOT to exceed:--------- Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not even speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my mobile after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend/fiancé/wife retains the right to be ****ed off with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever. Amount of alcohol allowed (units) Beer Wine Liquor Total--------------- Locations to be visited------------------------------------------------------ Females with whom conversation is permitted--------------------------- IMPORTANT – STRIPPER CLAUSE: Not withstanding the female contact permitted above, I promise to refrain from coming within one hundred (100) feet of a stripper or exotic dancer. Violation of this Stripper Clause shall be grounds for immediate termination of the relationship. I acknowledge my position in life. I know who wears the trousers in our relationship, and I agree it’s not me. I promise to abide by your rules & regulations. I understand that this is going to cost me a fortune in chocolates & flowers. You reserve the right to obtain and use my credit cards whenever you wish to do so. I hereby promise to take you on an unlimited shopping spree, should I not return home by the approved time. On my way home, I will not pick a fight with any stranger, nor shall I conduct in depth discussions with the said entity. Upon my return home, I promise not to urinate anywhere other than in the toilet. In addition, I will refrain from waking you up, breathing my vile breath in your face, and attempting to breed like a (drunken) rabbit. I declare that to the best of my knowledge (of which I have none compared to my BETTER half), the above information is correct. Signed - Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:--------------------------------------- Request is: APPROVED/ DENIED This decision is not negotiable. If approved, cut permission slip below and carry at all times. " …………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Permission for my boyfriend/fiancé/husband to be away for the following period of time: Date: Time of departure: Time of return: Signed – Girlfriend/Fiancé/Wife: ----------------------------------- |
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20-05-2005, 03:45 PM
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| King of the Leg Press Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Birmingham UK
Posts: 78
| Application Form For Girls Nearly forgot, here is an application form for the girls. APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE GIRLS I’m going out. Signed: (me) _____________________________ |
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