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10-05-2005, 10:55 AM
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| Newbie Trainer Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Newcastle
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 | Idiots at the gym part 2 A few things ive noticed at my gym The guy with the spotty back who is 2 stone heavier than he was last week when asked what you on mate? replies "i dont fu ckin take roids all natural this its the er new creatine ive been taking makes me spotty. LIAR The little fat guy who spends 45 mins training his chest then 45 mins traing his bi`s 3 days a week, and who funnily enough looks the same as he did last year. They say training insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. FOOL As probably every gym has the bench boys who spend a couple of hours all hangin around the bench press knocking out there really heavy half reps Mr Golds gym. He has the gold gym vest, gloves, knee wraps, elbow wraps walks around with two carpets under his arms, he`s massive or at least he thinks he is. Again the fool hasnt changed shape in two years Does anyone else have any amusing stories of more idiots in the gym? |
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10-05-2005, 11:12 AM
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| Made in Liverpool  Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Liverpool
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  | LOL theres is this lad in our gym we call him "chatter box", i honestly think there may be something wrong with him though. He gets to the gym around 6ish and is still there at closing (10pm) He will come over and try speaking to you mid set (really gets on my wick) He will then go back and attempt 2-3 reps of whatever and then go speak to someone else. If there is noone for him to speak to, he can often be seen talking to himself. In the 1.5 years he has been going.. he hasnt changed 1 bit.. still about 10 stone.. 6 foot tall lol. Last edited by Lee; 10-05-2005 at 11:30 AM. |
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10-05-2005, 11:15 AM
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| Banned  Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: South Wales
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| YES....the fcuking pricks who sit on the bench texting on their fcuking phones!!! GEEZ, go to the gym to TRAIN you insignificent (sp) pricks!!!! Gang of boys who HOG equipment like mad....they will do a set, talk for 20 mins about who they shagged/beat up on a friday night, then the next person will jump in, same over an over etc. Muppets who read the newspaper while doing leg extensions...WTF?? Matt |
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10-05-2005, 12:15 PM
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| The Lady Of The Manor  Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Bedfordshire, UK
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 | Where I use to train, there was this massive Sh*t Hook who grunted and groaned constantly, even just stretching. LOL Anyway he made a point of telling people how 'heavy' he was training etc. and blatently making as much noise as he could so people would look over and see what he was lifting and what exercises he was doing. He was lifting about the same as me................GEEK and he reckoned he was getting well vascular and ripped...............please I have seen a more ripped cow than him! He also made a point of telling people how they should be training, he had only been training 3 months himself and thought he was a guru! Also trying to do deadlifts on a smith machine......................just proves my point - he is a large weapon!!!!!!!:p
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10-05-2005, 12:19 PM
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10-05-2005, 12:22 PM
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| Sexy Moderator  Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: United Kingdom
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| Bloke who had the music so lound you cant hear yourself think. Bloke who is a dealer, but had NO clue on how to use and is giving several people dangerous advice on how to use. Bloke who is/was englands champion kick-boxer, who just batters the **** outta the punch bag for 2 hours (which gets annoying) 2 Gay blokes who spend like and hour on a single machine chatting, giggling and lifting poxy weights Apart from that, everyone else is ok at our gym 
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10-05-2005, 12:33 PM
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| Your Friendly neighbourhood pusha!  Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Ghetto (West, London)
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| Yeah there always one candy ass, who just does 1 set and then stops looks around at other people tweedling his thumbs taking up the bench! then you ask him how many set you got left, and he tells me about 15 minuites?! Arghhh!! and the music they play! damn, it's always tehcno or some variation of a love song turned dance! that aint gonna motivate me!! either play sumthing motivating or nothing! i just bring my mp3 player and buss sum tunez from the Rocky movies! Eye of the tiger man!!
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10-05-2005, 12:48 PM
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10-05-2005, 01:04 PM
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you and Robdog spend an hour on a single machine, i bet its the squat rack.. 
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10-05-2005, 01:55 PM
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| Banned  Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Mid Portugal - by the sea
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 | We get them all in our gym, but just recently one particular guy has got worse. In the past he has hogged a machine or two, but now he has joined a spinning class as well. So billy no mates is now friends with everyone. If he exercised his body as much as his jaw, the incredible hulk would move out his way. He now hogs 2 pieces of equipment, with no real weight on it, between sets he is chatting loudly across the gym to one of his new mates. Since he has been going there have been no changes to his body. And to top it all off, the part of his brain that controls fashion and style has gone into paralysis. He is late 40s early 50s and is now sporting the latest Hip Hop fashions. Man this guy windes me up and it seems when ever i go to the gym he is there. AAAHHHHH :axe:  |
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10-05-2005, 02:17 PM
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| Made in Liverpool Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Liverpool
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| ah come to think of it, there was a scarp in our gym the other night lol to lads starting arguing over something (one lad 17 stone lol, the other about 15stone) the bigger lad of the 2 offered the other one outside, the lad said no and got on a bench to carry on with his weights. next thing the bigger lad comes over and smashes a glass bottle of lucozade of the other lads face :( |
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