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Old 29-04-2005, 09:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The most random phonecall!

Some strange cockney girl just rung me and siad

"Hey - it's Nichola, do you remember me?"

-Who?

"Nichola...we met met in the Works, remember - you got off with me."

-Errrrrr....?

"I said I was 18, but I may have twisted the truth. I'm actually 14, but I'll be 15 next week!"

At this point I didn't know what the f**k was going on!

"Yeah, well anyway, I wanted to know if you wanted to meet up or something?"

-Um, who are you after again? My name's...

"...Are you into bondage?"

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-Er...only with myself...! (I had guessed by now this was some random practical joke)

"Are you really dirty?"

-What, like my car?

"Listen, I'm down the bus stop now, but you can ring me back on 079..."

-Thanks, but I've gotta go now

***Put phone down***
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Old 29-04-2005, 09:54 PM   #2 (permalink)
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What was all that about?!
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Old 29-04-2005, 10:23 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Some strange cockney girl just rung me and siad

"Hey - it's Nichola, do you remember me?"

-Who?

"Nichola...we met met in the Works, remember - you got off with me."

-Errrrrr....?

"I said I was 18, but I may have twisted the truth. I'm actually 14, but I'll be 15 next week!"

At this point I didn't know what the f**k was going on!

"Yeah, well anyway, I wanted to know if you wanted to meet up or something?"

-Um, who are you after again? My name's...

"...Are you into bondage?"

!!!!!!!!

-Er...only with myself...! (I had guessed by now this was some random practical joke)

"Are you really dirty?"

-What, like my car?

"Listen, I'm down the bus stop now, but you can ring me back on 079..."

-Thanks, but I've gotta go now

***Put phone down***
LOL
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Old 29-04-2005, 11:51 PM   #4 (permalink)
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haha .. sounds like someone is messing with u :P
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Old 29-04-2005, 11:56 PM   #5 (permalink)
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What was all that about?!
Nevermind that, what the fcuk were you doing with an 14 year old?
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Old 29-04-2005, 11:57 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 01-05-2005, 11:45 AM   #7 (permalink)
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mate the works in a club about 5mins away from me! i was in there the other nite!
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The works is full of chavs...
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LOL thats fightin talk arrow!!!lol

yeah its sh1t man full of div's most nite
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Where abouts in london u live?
Anywhere near waterloo?
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yer DB where do u live? infact post your addy and your phone number oh and mobile number to please! lmao I wont to send you some things and phone you and deep breath down the phone!!!! mmmmmm dirtyy batttyyy!!!!
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