samurai69

Just borrowed this off MMI, see DB, i like to borrow from everywhere LOL



A woman walked up to a Tesco Superstore service counter and told the assistant that she wanted a refund for the toaster she had recently bought, because it didn't work.
The assistant told her that he could not authorise a refund because she had bought it in the sale, which precluded a refund.
Suddenly, the woman threw her arms into the air and started screaming, "Pinch my nipples! Pinch my nipples! Pinch my nipples!"
The befuddled assistant rushed off to get the store manager, in front of a growing crowd of customers.
The manager approached to the woman and asked, "Madam, what exactly is wrong?"
She explained the problem with the toaster, and the manager told her that he couldn’t give her a refund because she had bought it on special offer.
Once again, the woman threw her arms into the air and started screaming, "Pinch my nipples! Pinch my nipples! Pinch my nipples!"
Her actions drew an even larger crowd!
Now in shock, the store manager pleaded, "Madam, why are you saying that?"
In a huff, the woman explained, "Because I love having my nipples pinched when I am being screwed!"
The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded.

DB

i like that lol

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