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15-02-2005, 05:39 PM
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| A diamond in the rough  Join Date: Nov 2004
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   |  NIGHTMARE  I've just done the most stupid thing...... No work today so basically all day I've just been hanging around. at about 4.20 I suddenly realised the time, I had a couple of parcels that I had to post today and our post office closes at 4.30! So without thinking I just grabbed the parcels put my jacket on and walked out the front door. The post office is a good 10 minute walk away but parking is usually such a nightmare that it takes even longer to drive. so here I am speed walking down the road with arms full of mailing bags, I realise that I am not going to make it on time so I'll have to run. I start running and holy **** my legs are jarring and slapping the pavement, what the hell shoes am I wearing....Look down......Oh man! SLIPPERS! I.......am.....still.....in.....my....PJ's . Old worn out drawstring tartan trousers and grandad style slippers. Im about halfway to the post office now so there is now point in going home im just going to have to grin and bear it. Get to the high street and the whole world is there, no school so all the kids are hanging about all over the pavement. The Post office has already closed and sods law- I meet a really fit girl I usually flirt with at the gym.Saving the worst until last..... I've just got home and realised that my old worn out fly is undone! and im not wearing anything underneath! I have no idea how long it had been hanging open and im not sure I really want to know! By the way, this was not a nightmare this really just happened to me! Thought I would share it with you guys. Im off to kill myself now:axe:
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15-02-2005, 05:48 PM
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| UK-Muscle Male Animal  | OMG, that is the funniest sh1t I have read in a while. I am in tears right now. 
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15-02-2005, 05:49 PM
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| UK-Muscle Moderator  Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: SW London
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  | lol grid nice one mate!!!
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15-02-2005, 07:55 PM
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| Getting HUGE!  Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: E-Sussex UK
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| thx Grid, Made my day look peachy! SD
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15-02-2005, 08:27 PM
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| UK-Muscle Moderator  Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Sunny Southern California U.S.A.
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| I dont understand the problem. I do that stuff all the time. This is nomal stuff where I live. Just kidding, Tell that fit bird it was a dare from some friends.  Wow, man you need to lay off the late night partying..............
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