DENIED pro card, banned at WEIDER!!! - UK-Muscle Body Building Community

Truewarrior1 · 30-01-2005, 09:39 PM

Brothers,

I hope you will take up my cause and flood the IFBB with emails protesting thier refusal to grant me my rightfully deserved pro-card. Despite proving my worth, the powers that be at the IFBB have ignored my requests, and I sense some form of discrimination is afoot.

The following is a true story.

I had travelled to Montreal, Canada, (first class of course) with my chauffeur/training partner/ex-convict, Nobby, to get my pro card from the Weider head office.

I had sent them my photos several times, which gave Wayne Demilla good views of my enourmous arms, monstrous legs, and overall Herculean development which would quash every competitor at the Mr. Olympia. My requests to be granted a pro card went unanswered, so I had, in a fit of rage, taken a flight to Montreal to settle the matter in person.

Nobby and I lumbered up to the front doors of Weider Headquarters and threw them open with such force that they shattered. I walked up to the front desk, and addressed the terrified looking 'receptionist' with a roar of "TAKING CHARGE!!! GET ME DEMILLA NOOWWWW!!" that was so loud all the windows in the building rattled. "Just a minute..." the young woman at the desk snivelled, and quickly picked up a phone and said "Get down here...now...pleeeaaasse!!".
I surmised that she must have been speaking to Joe Weider.

Just then, several security guards approached Nobby and I, and in an instant, Nobby had his motorbike chain in hand and began beating the guards off, screaming. I grabbed a couple of them and hurled them through the reception desk, demolishing it.
Wayne Demilla appeared, and was astonished to see the guards had one and all been dealt with. "Well, Wayne....where's my ****ING card?!!" I screamed, then ran charging over and clotheslined him with such force that he did a perfect backflip and hit the floor unconscious.
As the sound of police sirens neared, Nobby and I headed out, laughing.

I'd given them a piece of my mind, and that night I slept the sleep of the Just.

This is unfair. I deserve a pro card, and, by God, they know it!
I am thinking of pressing assault charges against Weider Inc. for the behaviour of those security guards!!

winger · 31-01-2005, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Truewarrior1

I am thinking of pressing assault charges against Weider Inc. for the behaviour of those security guards!!

Roflmao.:p I like the way that guy writes. Notice each bodypart, enourmous arms, monstrous legs, and overall Herculean development.

OLDSKOOL · 01-02-2005, 07:51 PM

ROFLMAO This guys is nuts!
Think Insanity got competiton.

BTW Truewarrior any pictures of your sidekick Nobby with the bike chain! OR him bashing Lou would also be good.

Z3R0-CooL · 01-02-2005, 08:25 PM

is it me or are u just copying the stuff VICTORIAN GUY posted at bb.com...

also ur timing is pretty bad...

Wayne DeMilia is no longer associated with IFBB

Truewarrior1 · 01-02-2005, 08:28 PM

i've never pretended it to be mine, i said it was VG's...
and that i was merely reposting his stories which had been collected, here 4 you guys..

**hackskii** · 01-02-2005, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z3R0-CooL

is it me or are u just copying the stuff VICTORIAN GUY posted at bb.com...

also ur timing is pretty bad...

Wayne DeMilia is no longer associated with IFBB

Your post is funner than the original thread.

Moray Muscle · 02-02-2005, 08:24 AM

PMSL

what a nutter

think u will **** of the mods soon

bike chain or not u will get ur ass kicked

30-01-2005, 09:39 PM	#1 (permalink)
Truewarrior1 Hulking Out! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: london Posts: 1,830	DENIED pro card, banned at WEIDER!!! Brothers, I hope you will take up my cause and flood the IFBB with emails protesting thier refusal to grant me my rightfully deserved pro-card. Despite proving my worth, the powers that be at the IFBB have ignored my requests, and I sense some form of discrimination is afoot. The following is a true story. I had travelled to Montreal, Canada, (first class of course) with my chauffeur/training partner/ex-convict, Nobby, to get my pro card from the Weider head office. I had sent them my photos several times, which gave Wayne Demilla good views of my enourmous arms, monstrous legs, and overall Herculean development which would quash every competitor at the Mr. Olympia. My requests to be granted a pro card went unanswered, so I had, in a fit of rage, taken a flight to Montreal to settle the matter in person. Nobby and I lumbered up to the front doors of Weider Headquarters and threw them open with such force that they shattered. I walked up to the front desk, and addressed the terrified looking 'receptionist' with a roar of "TAKING CHARGE!!! GET ME DEMILLA NOOWWWW!!" that was so loud all the windows in the building rattled. "Just a minute..." the young woman at the desk snivelled, and quickly picked up a phone and said "Get down here...now...pleeeaaasse!!". I surmised that she must have been speaking to Joe Weider. Just then, several security guards approached Nobby and I, and in an instant, Nobby had his motorbike chain in hand and began beating the guards off, screaming. I grabbed a couple of them and hurled them through the reception desk, demolishing it. Wayne Demilla appeared, and was astonished to see the guards had one and all been dealt with. "Well, Wayne....where's my ****ING card?!!" I screamed, then ran charging over and clotheslined him with such force that he did a perfect backflip and hit the floor unconscious. As the sound of police sirens neared, Nobby and I headed out, laughing. I'd given them a piece of my mind, and that night I slept the sleep of the Just. This is unfair. I deserve a pro card, and, by God, they know it! I am thinking of pressing assault charges against Weider Inc. for the behaviour of those security guards!!

01-02-2005, 07:51 PM	#3 (permalink)
OLDSKOOL Newbie Trainer Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 64	ROFLMAO This guys is nuts! Think Insanity got competiton. BTW Truewarrior any pictures of your sidekick Nobby with the bike chain! OR him bashing Lou would also be good. __________________ "The Gym became an arena where i had the opportunity to be a hero" - Mike Mentzer

01-02-2005, 08:25 PM	#4 (permalink)
Z3R0-CooL Gym Addict Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: SouthWest London Posts: 369	is it me or are u just copying the stuff VICTORIAN GUY posted at bb.com... also ur timing is pretty bad... Wayne DeMilia is no longer associated with IFBB __________________ Remember: "Drugs should be utilized to maximize the results of a proper lifestyle, both training and DIET. They are not there to correct your errors." "Knowledge is Power. Keep Educating yourself!!"

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Moray Muscle Gym Addict Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 195	PMSL what a nutter think u will **** of the mods soon bike chain or not u will get ur ass kicked __________________ EAT!!! - You have to... or the other guy will always be bigger. I eat, I train, I shag, I sleep To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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01-02-2005, 08:28 PM	#5 (permalink)
Truewarrior1 Hulking Out! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: london Posts: 1,830	i've never pretended it to be mine, i said it was VG's... and that i was merely reposting his stories which had been collected, here 4 you guys..