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    Re: banjo string

    the best way to heal the banjo is just to leave your soldier to rest 4 a few days

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    Re: banjo string

    Quote Originally Posted by bigtyrone View Post
    ok so long story short i kinda snapped my banjo string today lots of blood and lots of pain just wondering if anybody knows a good way to heal it

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    Re: banjo string

    Unless it's not completely split there's nothing can be done.

    Time will heal it as tommo says.

    Some Germolene will take the pain away...
    Never do anything you wouldn't like to explain to a paramedic...

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    Re: banjo string

    I have had two friends break their banjo string, one fully broke it getting a hand job from a girl with long nails, the other sticking it up a girls **** who clearly hadn't done anal before... lol

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    my bf snapped his a few years ago, phoned nhs 24 sayed it was fine just leave it as it wasnt bleeding continuoualy. but freaked him out made him go to hospital and even better a male nurse examined it.... he was sooo embaresed and i found the whole thing hillarious. he ws told to rest it n not play with i n not to worry it would hal n its not a majour thing to worry bout. revenge for not waiting till i got up and ****ing in the shower b4 i woke up rather than our morning session.

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    Re: banjo string

    errrrm refrain from sex and just watch you don't catch it when washing

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    Re: banjo string

    Quote Originally Posted by bigtyrone View Post
    ok so long story short i kinda snapped my banjo string today lots of blood and lots of pain just wondering if anybody knows a good way to heal it

    cheers guys
    For fvck sake, lube more, and more importantly...take better aim...that isn't the sort of string you want to be snapping!

    g-string snaps = happy days
    banjo string snaps = WTF!

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    Re: banjo string

    I totally snapped mine a few years back and its never repaired.

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    Re: banjo string

    Quote Originally Posted by kawikid View Post
    I done mine a few years back. Keep it very clean and leave it alone and it will heal, takes ages though. Dont keep rolling it back "to check".

    Done mine on the stairs. Doing the deed, fell out and went between butt and stair carpet.
    Oh my fcuking God

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    Re: banjo string

    haha i just said i did this in the worse pain you have had thread
    i completly snapped mine up some womens back passage didnt realise until id finish
    it stung like buggery for atleast a week and took 4 weeks until i could even think about using the old boy

    try salty water on it










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    Quote Originally Posted by newdur View Post
    try salty water on it










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    Re: banjo string

    We call them Vinegar strings round our way, not sure whay though.

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    Re: banjo string

    Quote Originally Posted by Prodiver View Post

    ....... go to the Doc and get it finished off.
    Quote Originally Posted by Danny boy View Post
    drive through the pain and finish the job off or have it done surgicaly.

    Am I completely dim in not knowing what you mean by 'finishing the job off'?? I have visions of chainsaws and axes here to cut the member off!!!

    I obviously don't own a man bit (well I do but my fiance carries it around in his pants for me!) but this banjo string snapping sounds bl00dy awful!

    Does it actually twang like a pec tear??

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    Re: banjo string

    Quote Originally Posted by W33BAM View Post
    Does it actually twang like a pec tear??

    Mine bloody did lol another question is will i still be ok to train? just cause of the strain kinda thing

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    Re: banjo string

    Quote Originally Posted by bigtyrone View Post
    Mine bloody did lol another question is will i still be ok to train? just cause of the strain kinda thing
    i dont know where you train but thats one muscle i dont use in my gym
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