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Old 18-12-2008, 01:34 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The Four Kinds Of SEX....
There are four kinds of sex :


HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.


BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.


HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FCUK YOU"


COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fcuk you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got!
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Old 18-12-2008, 01:37 PM   #2 (permalink)
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ha ha ha very funny- but also very true!
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Old 18-12-2008, 02:19 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 18-12-2008, 04:15 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Good one bud
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Old 18-12-2008, 06:27 PM   #5 (permalink)
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LMAO...

True!
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Old 18-12-2008, 07:12 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Lmao, i've got four too

Male
Female
Shemale
Hewoman
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lol, Mak's soon to find out about a 5th kind
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Old 18-12-2008, 07:27 PM   #8 (permalink)
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lol, Mak's soon to find out about a 5th kind
What's the 5th?
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I don't wanna say mate. I'll PM you,
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Old 18-12-2008, 07:30 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I don't wanna say mate. I'll PM you,
Sheep shagger!!
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Sheep shagger!!
You guessed it, Yeah I'm taking the lad out for his first woolly.
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In the pm:
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Mrs. Weeman with her giant strap on
Lmao i'm not the only one who's gonna find out now
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i hope he survives it otherwise he'll be dyed in the wool.
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Old 18-12-2008, 07:37 PM   #14 (permalink)
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the fifth is he-man!!!!
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Lmao i'm not the only one who's gonna find out now
omg, dare we ask who else is 'in for it'?
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