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Old 06-11-2008, 08:38 PM   1 links from elsewhere to this Post. Click to view. #1 (permalink)
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Is it just me who smells there farts to find what my body is reacting to new foods or what the body needs. I drink 5 liters of water each day if i drink 2 my farts smell diffrent. I have put soya into my diet this gives me wind but no smell. Just thought i would ask
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Old 06-11-2008, 08:42 PM   #2 (permalink)
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No wtf, my mates do it for me and I can tell by their reaction
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Is that you in your avatar ripping a fart out?

If so, how many litres of water had you drunk that day?
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To be honest when I fart my mouth waters!
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my farts make my eyes nip.
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I once had a mate whom was a fart expert [a true story]
when we was working out and i farted, he could tell what id had for lunch!!

Once he said"have you had cheese n onion sarnies for lunch"
I assumed his correct answer was a fluke,
but the following day he guessed egg mayo and the following day tuna n onion.

We did not work together, just trained at the same time 5pm

A strange but true story
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Old 06-11-2008, 10:09 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Is that you in your avatar ripping a fart out?

If so, how many litres of water had you drunk that day?
5Liters babe
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No wtf, my mates do it for me and I can tell by their reaction
PMSL!

If i have a lot of gas its either due to me over eating or eating **** in general its not exactly hard to work out and i would never smell them thats just filthy!
 
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some things you just don't need to know
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I take it you guys have really busy lives...

ew purposely smelling farts is gross...

doing them and then blaming them on someone else rules tho.......

typical girl thang!
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ew purposely smelling farts is gross...

doing them and then blaming them on someone else rules tho.......

typical girl thang!
What! Girls fart
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Yeah...cottage cheese is evil!!!!
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I once had a mate whom was a fart expert [a true story]
when we was working out and i farted, he could tell what id had for lunch!!

Once he said"have you had cheese n onion sarnies for lunch"
I assumed his correct answer was a fluke,
but the following day he guessed egg mayo and the following day tuna n onion.

We did not work together, just trained at the same time 5pm

A strange but true story

Are you sure he wasn't just going by your breath?!?

My boss hates my farts, they are pretty evil though, think it's the Liquid Egg Whites
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