Prison VS. Work - UK-Muscle Body Building Community

winger · 19-10-2004, 01:34 AM

Prison VS. Work

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, This should make things a
bit more clear....

IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK...you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behaviour.

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the toilet.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't speak to your family.

IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work
required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers.

19-10-2004, 01:36 AM

Prison everytime!!

winger · 19-10-2004, 01:54 AM

19-10-2004, 02:04 AM

One job I used to work at in a warehouse, we used to have to ask to go take a leek.talk about degrading..

winger · 19-10-2004, 02:07 AM

The more you make the less you have to do.

19-10-2004, 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by winger

The more you make the less you have to do.

Is that one of those cyptic clue things..:confused:

winger · 19-10-2004, 02:10 AM

No londonhunk it is not. It is just the way it is.

19-10-2004, 02:12 AM

Hmm okay grasshoper!!

winger · 19-10-2004, 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monkeyboi

Hmm okay grasshoper!!

Do you mean grasshopper?

winger · 19-10-2004, 02:43 AM

I think you meant this grasshopper.

Cheater2K · 19-10-2004, 09:53 AM

lol, prison i go :p

turbo · 19-10-2004, 10:20 AM

To be honest, i was seriously thinking of this earlier in the year. Whitemoor prision isnt too far from where i live, and the inmates there have a whale of a time. You get a brand new state of the art gym, top of the range library facilities, free board, all your bills paid, all your food paid and all the time in the world to study & train.

I could rob a bank or something which would give me 6 years inside, use that time to study for a degree, get dedicated to my workouts and come out in 6 years time ripped & muscular with a degree and will have saved myself a fortune in gym membership, univerity fee`s, utililty bills and rent. Sounds good dont it.

In the UK, you could murder someone and only get 10 years for it. How about if you robbed a few banks. You could probably get away with a few of them, making a nice bit of cash to stash, before getting 6 years or whatever.

Easy life if you ask me.

John · 19-10-2004, 02:51 PM

all that is so true and then some mate.

.

winger · 19-10-2004, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by john33

all that is so true and then some mate.

.

Hey none of that was spoken from experiance

SA12 · 19-10-2004, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by turbo

Easy life if you ask me.

Until you get ar*e raped, beaten up, knifed, (add your painful incident here)...

lol

And then try getting a job with your new degree with a criminal record for murder or bank robbery?

19-10-2004, 01:34 AM	#1 (permalink)
winger UK-Muscle Male Animal Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Southern California, USA Posts: 10,193	Prison VS. Work Prison VS. Work Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, This should make things a bit more clear.... IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK...you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. IN PRISON...you get three meals a day. AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it. IN PRISON...you get time off for good behaviour. AT WORK...you get more work for good behaviour. IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself. IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON...you get your own toilet. AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the toilet. IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK...you can't speak to your family. IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required. AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens. AT WORK...they are called managers. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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19-10-2004, 01:36 AM	#2 (permalink)
monkeyboi Guest Posts: n/a	Prison everytime!!

19-10-2004, 02:04 AM	#4 (permalink)
monkeyboi Guest Posts: n/a	One job I used to work at in a warehouse, we used to have to ask to go take a leek.talk about degrading..

19-10-2004, 02:12 AM	#8 (permalink)
monkeyboi Guest Posts: n/a	Hmm okay grasshoper!!

19-10-2004, 10:20 AM	#12 (permalink)
turbo Getting HUGE! Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 1,123	To be honest, i was seriously thinking of this earlier in the year. Whitemoor prision isnt too far from where i live, and the inmates there have a whale of a time. You get a brand new state of the art gym, top of the range library facilities, free board, all your bills paid, all your food paid and all the time in the world to study & train. I could rob a bank or something which would give me 6 years inside, use that time to study for a degree, get dedicated to my workouts and come out in 6 years time ripped & muscular with a degree and will have saved myself a fortune in gym membership, univerity fee`s, utililty bills and rent. Sounds good dont it. In the UK, you could murder someone and only get 10 years for it. How about if you robbed a few banks. You could probably get away with a few of them, making a nice bit of cash to stash, before getting 6 years or whatever. Easy life if you ask me.

19-10-2004, 02:51 PM	#13 (permalink)
John EFBB Winner Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 4,245	oh winger all that is so true and then some mate. .

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