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    A good anology (I'm sure some of you will relate)

    A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

    Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

    "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

    The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

    The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

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    Re: A good anology (I'm sure some of you will relate)

    ha ha wicked mate..

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    Re: A good anology (I'm sure some of you will relate)

    so true lol
    Finally got journal back up...Check it out guys!!

    http://www.uk-muscle.co.uk/member-journals-pictures/84429-dej-enough-enough.html

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    Re: A good anology (I'm sure some of you will relate)

    LOL - aint that true.

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    Re: A good anology (I'm sure some of you will relate)


    But to be honest i am a bad back seat driver. I just cant help it sometimes eventhough it annoys me when it happens to me.

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    Re: A good anology (I'm sure some of you will relate)

    pmsl, thing is, i have to do that, my missus cant cook for ****e!

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    Re: A good anology (I'm sure some of you will relate)

    Haha, good one!

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    Re: A good anology (I'm sure some of you will relate)

    Pmsl..
    scary how true it is though ...
    might have a haircut next year then again maybe not

 

 

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