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    if ya mum!

    if ya mum just passs her exam and asks ya if u want a manicure or pedicure what wud u do what u do?

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    i have done over 1500 posts whats this 1485 crap about!! grr

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    Re: if ya mum!

    Quote Originally Posted by offo View Post
    if ya mum just passs her exam and asks ya if u want a manicure or pedicure what wud u do what u do?
    Ask her to first help with my tourettes then congratulate her

    As for treatment? no, im a self respecting hetrosexual and it would be an excuse for her to practice as she has passed her exam

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    Quote Originally Posted by offo View Post
    if ya mum just passs her exam and asks ya if u want a manicure or pedicure what wud u do what u do?
    Why not, the first thing alot of women look at is the eyes, then the butt then the hands
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    Re: if ya mum!

    Quote Originally Posted by Lin View Post
    Why not, the first thing alot of women look at is the eyes, then the butt then the hands
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    women actually look at hands after checking out a blokes butt??? god my hands are like teen wolfs, best sort them out lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by borostu82 View Post
    women actually look at hands after checking out a blokes butt???
    Correct, simply to see how much cash they are carrying before deciding whether they will open their legs for them

    Welcome to the UK people

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lost Soul View Post
    Correct, simply to see how much cash they are carrying before deciding whether they will open their legs for them

    Welcome to the UK people
    think i might cut out paper and fill my wallet up lol

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    Re: if ya mum!

    Quote Originally Posted by borostu82 View Post
    think i might cut out paper and fill my wallet up lol
    This wont do

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    Quote Originally Posted by Team1 View Post
    This wont do

    Women have a keen sense of smell. They can sniff out a £100 note from 500 yards
    Is that why so many girls have their noses up their own ass then?

    Seeing as theres no such thing as a £100 bank note, maybe the girl believe its inside their ass or something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Britbb View Post
    Is that why so many girls have their noses up their own ass then?

    Seeing as theres no such thing as a £100 bank note, maybe the girl believe its inside their ass or something?
    Shhhh they dont realise I have been slipping them monopoly money.... on actualy belves she owns a hotel on the strand...

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    Re: if ya mum!

    Quote Originally Posted by Britbb View Post
    Is that why so many girls have their noses up their own ass then?

    Seeing as theres no such thing as a £100 bank note, maybe the girl believe its inside their ass or something?
    There are, although issued only by the RBS and BOS but in UK circulation

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    Quote Originally Posted by wogihao View Post
    Shhhh they dont realise I have been slipping them monopoly money.... on actualy belves she owns a hotel on the strand...



    There are, although issued only by the RBS and BOS but in UK circulation
    Ya learn something new eveyday!

    And the CB aswell...clydesdale bank.

    But sssshhhhh...dont tell any of the english girls down here about the £100 note. The cost of going out and taking your girl out in london is too expensive as it is!

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    my sis is doing her exams as a beuty therapist now and if she needs help then i will lol,

    omg i might be gay for helping my sis lol i better let my gf of 4 years now hahahaha

    go for it mate it will help her out and its not as if your bumming a man. i never know why people get worried about perception for getting them selfs looking sharper lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by warren_1987 View Post

    omg i might be gay for helping my sis lol i better let my gf of 4 years now hahahaha

    go for it mate it will help her out and its not as if your bumming a man. i never know why people get worried about perception for getting them selfs looking sharper lol
    isnt that a contradiction?

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    no lol how?

 

 
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