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09-05-2008, 12:16 PM
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| | loving the bulk
Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: northern ireland,londonderry
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| friday funny
kylie, elton and robbie williams are walking down a street when kylie trips and falls and gets her head stuck in some railings. in a flash robbie pulls down her knickers and bangs her senseless from behind. slapping her tight little **** he turns to elton and says "right your turn"
elton starts crying so robbie asks "whats wrong"
elton sobs and says " my head wont fit in the railings" | 
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09-05-2008, 12:30 PM
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| | Newbie Trainer
Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: near tonbridge
Posts: 38
| Re: friday funny
haha nice 1
i heard these the other day
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says; "F*ck off, you won't bring it back."
I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me...
Oi whats your disability?
I said "Tourettes! now f*ck off you c*nt!"
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09-05-2008, 01:03 PM
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| | Gym Addict
Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Norfolk
Posts: 24
| Re: friday funny
JUST SEEN ELISABETH FRITZL'S DIARY,,,,,
MON....STAYED IN.
TUE....STAYED IN.
WEDS....STAYED IN.
THUR....STAYED IN.
FRIDAY....STAYED IN.
SATURDAY...SHAGGED DAD
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09-05-2008, 01:07 PM
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| | loving the bulk
Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: northern ireland,londonderry
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| Re: friday funny
wrong but soooo right.lol your going straight to hell rich.lol | |
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09-05-2008, 01:11 PM
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| | Gym Addict
Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Norfolk
Posts: 24
| Re: friday funny
There's no end of them flying around -
Josef Fritzel LTD.
Cellar conversions and soundproofing specialist.
A family business established 25 years!
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09-05-2008, 01:20 PM
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| | loving the bulk
Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: northern ireland,londonderry
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| Re: friday funny
lol love the controversy
how about...
whats worse than michael jackson looking after your kids... ian huntly bathing them | |
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09-05-2008, 01:22 PM
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| | Newbie Trainer
Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Northampton
Posts: 58
| Re: friday funny
Yeah but to be fair to that Josef Fritzl fella tho, he did actually put his daughter up for adoption but the childrens home in Jersey said their cellar was already full | |
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09-05-2008, 01:24 PM
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| | loving the bulk
Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: northern ireland,londonderry
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| Re: friday funny
lol pure quality wombat, reps | |
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09-05-2008, 01:26 PM
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| | UK-Muscle's fat fcuk
Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: North West
Posts: 2,533
| Re: friday funny
I really have got a terrible joke about Michael Jackson, but I will get banned if I put it on here.
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09-05-2008, 01:28 PM
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| | loving the bulk
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| Re: friday funny
male animal???????? | |
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09-05-2008, 01:34 PM
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| | UK-Muscle's fat fcuk
Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: North West
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| Re: friday funny
Quote:
Originally Posted by gym rat  male animal???????? | Good call.
I'll post it when it's relevant. I wouldn't start a thread just for the joke. Don't worry, I won't forget.
:biggrin:
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09-05-2008, 03:18 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Norfolk
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| Re: friday funny
You're all sick bastards!! :love:
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09-05-2008, 08:27 PM
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| | Damn belly!
Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Tooting
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| Re: friday funny
You're all going to hell!
See you there.
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10-05-2008, 11:36 AM
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| | Looking Freaky
Join Date: Jan 2008
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| Re: friday funny
chrisj22, lets hear it...
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