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Old 09-05-2008, 12:16 PM   #1 (permalink)
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kylie, elton and robbie williams are walking down a street when kylie trips and falls and gets her head stuck in some railings. in a flash robbie pulls down her knickers and bangs her senseless from behind. slapping her tight little **** he turns to elton and says "right your turn"
elton starts crying so robbie asks "whats wrong"
elton sobs and says " my head wont fit in the railings"
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Old 09-05-2008, 12:30 PM   #2 (permalink)
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haha nice 1

i heard these the other day


A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.

The librarian says; "F*ck off, you won't bring it back."





I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me...

Oi whats your disability?

I said "Tourettes! now f*ck off you c*nt!"
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Old 09-05-2008, 01:03 PM   #3 (permalink)
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JUST SEEN ELISABETH FRITZL'S DIARY,,,,,

MON....STAYED IN.

TUE....STAYED IN.

WEDS....STAYED IN.

THUR....STAYED IN.

FRIDAY....STAYED IN.

SATURDAY...SHAGGED DAD
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Old 09-05-2008, 01:07 PM   #4 (permalink)
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wrong but soooo right.lol your going straight to hell rich.lol
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Old 09-05-2008, 01:11 PM   #5 (permalink)
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There's no end of them flying around -

Josef Fritzel LTD.

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A family business established 25 years!
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Old 09-05-2008, 01:20 PM   #6 (permalink)
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lol love the controversy
how about...
whats worse than michael jackson looking after your kids... ian huntly bathing them
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Yeah but to be fair to that Josef Fritzl fella tho, he did actually put his daughter up for adoption but the childrens home in Jersey said their cellar was already full
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lol pure quality wombat, reps
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Old 09-05-2008, 01:26 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Re: friday funny
I really have got a terrible joke about Michael Jackson, but I will get banned if I put it on here.
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male animal????????
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Good call.

I'll post it when it's relevant. I wouldn't start a thread just for the joke. Don't worry, I won't forget.

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You're all sick bastards!! :love:
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chrisj22, lets hear it...
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