Slamdog

I have to side with LS on this issue...

us old gits really look at all this crap that they try to flog people in the vain hope it will polish a turd....

i'll put it in big letters... YOU CAN'T POLISH A TURD....

If you scare children without pulling funny faces then no amount of chocolate stinking body wash hair fudge wax grease boiled whale fat and paraffin mix is gonna make the slightest difference. You have 2 choices really.. well 3...

1)surgery
2)paper bag over your head
3)live with the fact that you are an ugly fcuker...

I did try the (2) thing when i was younger as a bet with mates... it worked very well cos all the birds wanted to see what was under the bag..... they were well miffed innit... i scored and they didn't... all for the cost of a paper bag...

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Beklet

Lush stuff is pretty good- I used to work there which was great but what surprised me is that most of the blokes I know liked all the soaps and stuff that smelled of sweeties.....

I admit I prefer men to be men, and on a day to day basis, too much preening puts me off - I'd insist on regular washing, clean hair and no BO or furry teeth but that's about it...

There have to be some mens grooming products - mens shaving gel, oil and razors are so much better and cheaper than the female equivalents

steelicarus

bulldog shower gel for me

made the mistake of using mnthol mint shower crap when I just shaved my nuts, felt that for about a day and a half.
gel in my hair job done.
but i gotta shave everyday, even on days off or on leave. i go nuts otherwise

Slamdog

exactly.. wash, brush teeth... do caveman impression... job done...

as for the mens grooming products... my missus keeps nicking my razor.. well, its hers now cos i very rarely actually shave.. its a good old fashioned single blade, double edged wilkinson sword razor.. but trying to find the blades these days.. omg... i bought a load last time asda were flogging them off as old stock....

and bek... that hair colour.. damn it looks good...

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Beklet

THere's a dodgy old chemist near me that was selling those recently - I'm too lazy and go for the Quattro, tho my bloke keeps pinching it!

Thanks -- the hair is a good colour may do it again, but for now it's 'resting' and a thoroughly boring shade of blonde....

I actually like men to smell like men, but full on BO is bad. Too much man perfume doesn't do it for me

Lost Soul

I get in the shower
wash my nuts, pits, face and butt
step out
brush my teeth, make sure i have nothing lurking around nasal area and on teeth
dry off
spray a standard 99p deodorant
clothes on, out i go whether it be working, social or gym
I clipper hair once a week, buzz stubble EOD/3rd day
I own one aftershave for interviews, court hearings and all that sh1te
thats me
from bed to leaving the house it is 5-10 minutes max

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