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Old 22-04-2008, 10:10 AM   #1 (permalink)
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strange story

i tell this as it was told to me opinions please

two of me mates went to glasgow on the pish pulled two absolute stunners couldnt believe their luck but didnt get to stay the night, one mate took away his birds number. many texts later he drives up to glasgow to meet her, shes a posh bird nice gaff and smart as fcuk again he cant believe his luck. they go out he has a couple of beers starts to feel more drunk than he should, they go for a meal hes feeling slaughtered they go back to the gaff she shares with another bird and he passes out on the bed, he wakes up feeling groggy she tells him (no more posh accent) "what the fcuk are you doing, you should have my head buried in the pillow fcuking me stupid" he cant quite reply and drifts off again. he comes round for a while and realises hes naked and sees the girls mate leaving the room and gets really confused and sus, he starts asking why she was there and why he was naked his girl tells him that she wasnt there?? then her phone rings he catches a male voice before she moves away to the corner of the room and hears her say "no, not yet" before she hangs up, he questions her and she claims it was a female friend, by this time his alarm bells are well and truly ringing so he gets dressed and trys to leave the two girls try to delay him and he has to threaten them, he makes it to his car still groggy and/or drunk and has another lapse of time he then trys to drive away to discover a "large" car flyin down the road towards him in reverse he drives up a kerb and does one they follow him for about 40 miles before giving up.

what the fcuk is all that about?? he knew the girl was out of his league they clearly drugged him???? HOSTEL? false rape claim? worries the fcuk out of me!! anyone heard anything like this?
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Old 22-04-2008, 10:14 AM   #2 (permalink)
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that sounds ****ing freaky mate! Who knows what was going on! never heard of anything like that happening before mate
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Old 22-04-2008, 10:19 AM   #3 (permalink)
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**** me, I'd **** a brick very strange they were probably gonna carve him up :axe::axe:
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Old 22-04-2008, 10:19 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Sounds a bit dodgy mate :/ Sounds really odd, I would of said some kinda tortue, anal rape thing going on
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Old 22-04-2008, 10:19 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Did he get any photos?
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Old 22-04-2008, 10:23 AM   #6 (permalink)
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lmfao i think it slipped his mind!!!
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Old 22-04-2008, 10:25 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Re: strange story

Can he pass on the telephone numbers
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Old 22-04-2008, 10:27 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Doesn't surprise me....It is Glasgow after all!!
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Re: strange story

Very strange lucky to get away, he could of slipped her one first though.
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Get onto these cnuts and take them down :gun:
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LOL. The 2 stunners yes!!!
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Sounds weird this!! I think they maybe was gonna get some blokes round and get banks cards or something and hold him there till they had cained his accounts or whatever?
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LOL @ T

sounds very messed up though! Like something out of Hostel....
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tell him to pay em a visit with a shotgun next time
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