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Ollie B · 22-04-2008, 10:49 AM

I would get onto the pricks as there will be another victim who's gonna suffer

TH&S · 22-04-2008, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Ollie B

I would get onto the pricks as there will be another victim who's gonna suffer

When you say "get on the pricks" ... you don't mean receiving the love sausage with open cheeks do you...? :crazy:

Captain Hero · 22-04-2008, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by TH&S

When you say "get on the pricks" ... you don't mean receiving the love sausage with open cheeks do you...? :crazy:

ROFL

YetiMan · 22-04-2008, 10:57 AM

I aint being a armchair hardman, but if that happened to me. I would personaly call a couple pipe-hittin' ......, who'll go to work on homes with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. Get the girls to fess up who the guys in the car were, and rinse and repeat, and git Medieval on their ass.

God I waited almost a life time to say that! (Guess what film

)

Ollie B · 22-04-2008, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by TH&S

When you say "get on the pricks" ... you don't mean receiving the love sausage with open cheeks do you...? :crazy:

LOL erm no. Try to keep up with the conversation. Your starting to sound like a rapist.

Captain Hero · 22-04-2008, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Ollie B

LOL erm no. Try to keep up with the conversation. Your starting to sound like a rapist.

guarantee Tall will find some kind of innuendo in that too

Ollie B · 22-04-2008, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Captain Hero

guarantee Tall will find some kind of innuendo in that too

Stop feeding him ideas cap. You never know what this sick fuks are gonna do next

:love: TH&S

TH&S · 22-04-2008, 11:15 AM

Well my footballing skills have been compared to Patrick Kluivert before what can I say...?

Ollie B · 22-04-2008, 11:16 AM

Meadowcroft · 22-04-2008, 11:21 AM

Let Robsta have the number... see if they can keep that mofo down...

Jimmy_Cricket · 22-04-2008, 12:42 PM

If he's going to do anything, i'd suggest some body armour!!...could stop off at Victor Morris, they are rather cheap for stuff like that, could pick up a couple of machetes aswell while he's at it!!

BLUE(UK) · 22-04-2008, 03:11 PM

They could be working for 'Leroy Schlong' who took a fancy to his ass at some point?
He could've been very frustrated on his drive to the house and when he realised the mate had escaped,he probably decided he was gonna 'have' him dead or alive!!

...kinell,BigdaftJoe's mate and Davetherave would make some great buddies for a night on the town.

am1ev1l · 22-04-2008, 03:59 PM

I'm 100% sure I got drugged once. Dunno by who but this is what happened:
I was out with 2 mates in a dodgy pub/club place. I'm usually the fussy one and the other two, especially Rob, don't care who they fcuk. Well I see this absolute monster she was awful about 6 foot, 400lbs with bleached blond hair which had a bout 2 inches of root showing in her mid 40s. I point at her a joke to Rob, you'll sh*g that later.
Anyway at this point we'd only had about 3 drinks and decide to dance and see who's about - not allowed drinks on the dance floor so I put my beer on the side. Not much was going on so went back and finished my drink. My other mate Martin was chatting to some random, so I went on the dance floor again. Next minute I know I am staggering down this path with that huge fat girl and one of her friends in front of me. I had a burger in my hand and felt completely wasted. I'd still only had 3 pints so I’m sure I wasn't drink. I started to come to my senses and asked where we were going - she said to her's and then i had vague recollection of dancing with her. I then remember what I had said to my mate Rob about her and realised that I could not go back with her. OMG I couldn't believe that people would have seen me with this thing.

I start to turn round to walk back, i really didn't know where the fcuk i was or what had happened. It was like being completely wasted with no co-ordination but the effects were wearing off faster than with booze. Cos I turned around and started walking away, she asked me where i was going, I said home she then goes after me shouting and swearing at me, luckily her friend stopped her else I would have stood no chance in that condition and she was 400lbs after all! LOL

I walked back in to town and it was dead. Didn't realise but I had lost about 5 hours. I last remembered it was about 10 and now it was past 3. I got a taxi home and went to bed. I the morning I had a really bad hangover and wasn't really sure what happed the night before. I got up and had a shower but then passed out and came round staring at the bottom of the toilet door!

I called my mates up and they said that I was wasted and was dancing with that beast all night! They had a good old laugh about that and said that it seemed a bit strange but funny as fcuk so they wouldn’t stop me!They said that I left them in the burger place and went off.

So who know what happened or who put that in my drink? But i'm bloody sure it was spiked.

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Meadowcroft Xbox Legend Join Date: May 2007 Location: Stockport Posts: 93	Re: strange story Let Robsta have the number... see if they can keep that mofo down...

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Jimmy_Cricket Baked Bean Face Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Scotchland Posts: 1,270	Re: strange story If he's going to do anything, i'd suggest some body armour!!...could stop off at Victor Morris, they are rather cheap for stuff like that, could pick up a couple of machetes aswell while he's at it!!

22-04-2008, 03:11 PM	#27 (permalink)
BLUE(UK) Garage addict....trying to grow. Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 816	Re: strange story They could be working for 'Leroy Schlong' who took a fancy to his ass at some point? He could've been very frustrated on his drive to the house and when he realised the mate had escaped,he probably decided he was gonna 'have' him dead or alive!! ...kinell,BigdaftJoe's mate and Davetherave would make some great buddies for a night on the town.

22-04-2008, 03:59 PM	#28 (permalink)
am1ev1l Newbie Poster Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 213	Re: strange story I'm 100% sure I got drugged once. Dunno by who but this is what happened: I was out with 2 mates in a dodgy pub/club place. I'm usually the fussy one and the other two, especially Rob, don't care who they fcuk. Well I see this absolute monster she was awful about 6 foot, 400lbs with bleached blond hair which had a bout 2 inches of root showing in her mid 40s. I point at her a joke to Rob, you'll sh*g that later. Anyway at this point we'd only had about 3 drinks and decide to dance and see who's about - not allowed drinks on the dance floor so I put my beer on the side. Not much was going on so went back and finished my drink. My other mate Martin was chatting to some random, so I went on the dance floor again. Next minute I know I am staggering down this path with that huge fat girl and one of her friends in front of me. I had a burger in my hand and felt completely wasted. I'd still only had 3 pints so I’m sure I wasn't drink. I started to come to my senses and asked where we were going - she said to her's and then i had vague recollection of dancing with her. I then remember what I had said to my mate Rob about her and realised that I could not go back with her. OMG I couldn't believe that people would have seen me with this thing. I start to turn round to walk back, i really didn't know where the fcuk i was or what had happened. It was like being completely wasted with no co-ordination but the effects were wearing off faster than with booze. Cos I turned around and started walking away, she asked me where i was going, I said home she then goes after me shouting and swearing at me, luckily her friend stopped her else I would have stood no chance in that condition and she was 400lbs after all! LOL I walked back in to town and it was dead. Didn't realise but I had lost about 5 hours. I last remembered it was about 10 and now it was past 3. I got a taxi home and went to bed. I the morning I had a really bad hangover and wasn't really sure what happed the night before. I got up and had a shower but then passed out and came round staring at the bottom of the toilet door! I called my mates up and they said that I was wasted and was dancing with that beast all night! They had a good old laugh about that and said that it seemed a bit strange but funny as fcuk so they wouldn’t stop me!They said that I left them in the burger place and went off. So who know what happened or who put that in my drink? But i'm bloody sure it was spiked. __________________ ========================== :frusty:

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