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20-03-2008, 12:01 PM
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| if you don't fancy me you must be a lesbian  Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Manchester, England
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    | first rant (of many) this is my first rant on here, and it involves people who stand REALLY close to you i was queuing up in the bank to pay in some cheques and this old fella comes in behind me in the queue. now i do not let girlfriends get as close as this old fella was to me, i dont know if he had bad eyesight or something but when i moved he followed me and stood just as close, kind of occasionally looking at me this made me very uncomfortable as i was dressed in rags covered in paint (diy's great isnt it?) and have a red head at the moment that i am paranoid he was looking at why do they do it? and is it rude to just hit them in the temple? if it had been a young lady i would have made some inappropriate facial expressions ;)
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20-03-2008, 12:03 PM
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 | Re: first rant (of many) Ask him if he's gay, if he says no then say "you might not want to stand close enough to bum me then" .... If he says yes then you've got a date for the evening...
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20-03-2008, 12:05 PM
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| Re: first rant (of many) i went to the barbers once and he occasionally rubbed his groin against my arm , lol... i never went there again
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20-03-2008, 12:06 PM
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| #1 Bob Nutcher Join Date: Aug 2007
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20-03-2008, 12:08 PM
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| Re: first rant (of many) I had this in the co-op the other day when trying to put my pin in chip&pin some kid about my age was literally stood on top of me. I just asked "dya wanna put the pin in for me?!" he went red and took a few steps back  |
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20-03-2008, 12:08 PM
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| if you don't fancy me you must be a lesbian Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Manchester, England
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| An absolute fat bastard  Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: T'up North
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I hate it, too. Get right on my paps. I was stood in a queue waiting to get into Chester Zoo last year with my little lad, & this guy (not old, about mid 40's with his wife & kids) was right up my ars*, like to the point of entry. I turned around & said ''Did you just feel my ars*?'', his face dropped & he said ''No'' - I said ''Would you like to??'' - LMFAO!!!! His wife looked at him in utter disgust!!! pmsl...
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20-03-2008, 12:13 PM
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| In the Cellar  Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: VT, USA
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| Re: first rant (of many) Happened just the other day in the post office. Older fella didn't speak much english, I could literally feel him breathing on my neck, so I pushed my elbows out to the side, turned real quick and after I obviously bumped into him I replied " Opps, sorry you must have been in my personnal space or I wouldn't have hit ya, smiled turned around and went on with my business.
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| Still on the first step - its huge!  | Re: first rant (of many) Quote:
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20-03-2008, 12:16 PM
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Learned that trick when I was about 11
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20-03-2008, 12:17 PM
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| if you don't fancy me you must be a lesbian Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Manchester, England
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lket me get my frigging shopping in the frigging bags ffs, if you're in a rush why the fook did you follow a trolley full of food to a checkout with you're basket??? it looks as though i need to get some one-liners for the next time it happens as i just ignore it and seeth under my breath
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20-03-2008, 12:18 PM
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| Enter Something Witty Here  Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Portsmouth
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| Re: first rant (of many) i was about to type my pin number into the little balck machine at tesco when the woman waiting to be served started nudging me and getting closer and closer. i barged her backward with my left shoulder and threw her a look, she kept still. |
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20-03-2008, 12:27 PM
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| if you don't fancy me you must be a lesbian Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Manchester, England
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| Re: first rant (of many) a few chip&pin related problems there these do not bother me as much as i know they will be unable to get my card off me so they can know my pin it does generally make me slow down to a crawling pace though, or start a conversation with the person on the checkout i dont think offering the old fella gay sex would have been a good idea as i need to train legs tonight, maybe tomorrow night i will track him down for some wrinkly bum love
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20-03-2008, 12:48 PM
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| Re: first rant (of many) Sounds like every co-op is full of weirdos...
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