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    National Holiday for men - March 14th

    What with Valentines day looming round the corner it would seem that as per usual, the National holiday for men has been forgotten so Gents, remind your ladies/partners/wives of this

    http://www.steakandablowjobday.com/

    The name of it says it all, make sure you mark it on your calenders
    "Homosexuals can't swim, they attract enemy radar, they attract sharks, they nudge people when they're trying to shoot, they always insist on sitting at "The Captain's Table"... they muck about. Imagine... the fear... when you go to sleep with a gay man on board and think "Oh God, when I wake up, will everyone be dead?" You can't run a ship like that."

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    Re: National Holiday for men - March 14th

    hear hear!!!! b1tches!!!!

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    Re: National Holiday for men - March 14th

    What a coincidence...it's my 5 year anniversary on the 14th March!! Awesome!!
    You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You must do the things which you think you cannot do.

    -Eleanor Roosevelt-

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    Re: National Holiday for men - March 14th

    Thing is, I have steak 4 x per week, and blowjobs probably the same, normally as a precursor to filling her up. But my point is, I'd rather have a chinese takeaway and a boot the back doors in of the filthy whore behind the boots perfume counter day.....

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    Re: National Holiday for men - March 14th

    I made myself laugh then......lol...

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    Re: National Holiday for men - March 14th

    yep yep!

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    Re: National Holiday for men - March 14th

    LMFAO @ Robsta
    Last edited by Captain Hero; 04-02-2008 at 01:47 PM.
    "Homosexuals can't swim, they attract enemy radar, they attract sharks, they nudge people when they're trying to shoot, they always insist on sitting at "The Captain's Table"... they muck about. Imagine... the fear... when you go to sleep with a gay man on board and think "Oh God, when I wake up, will everyone be dead?" You can't run a ship like that."

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    Re: National Holiday for men - March 14th

    Quote Originally Posted by robsta9 View Post
    Thing is, I have steak 4 x per week, and blowjobs probably the same, normally as a precursor to filling her up. But my point is, I'd rather have a chinese takeaway and a boot the back doors in of the filthy whore behind the boots perfume counter day.....
    Nice 1 pre exhausts in the bedroom department

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    Re: National Holiday for men - March 14th

    Got my steak from tesco ages ago, told my missus im saving it for March 14th she just laughs...lol

    Couple rabbit punches will show her whose boss

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    Re: National Holiday for men - March 14th

    lol^^^^

 

 

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