Robsta

This may have been posted already, if it has just delete it, but got sent this today and it made me chuckle

The Man Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­
At last a guy has taken the time to write this
all down

Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear ' the rules '
From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the bog seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you
leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers
to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want
help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is
inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void
after 7 Days.


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two
ways and one of the ways makes you sad or
angry, we meant the other one < /B>

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do
it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you
have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need
directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows
default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color.
Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what
mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say
'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not
worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an
answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to
hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely
anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about
unless you are prepared to discuss such topics
as Rugby, football or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch
tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that?
It's like camping.

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Robsta

Britbb

Very funny

pmsl.

But i can tell it was originally written by a 'publad':

If it were written by a bodybuilder then some of the points would be different.

Tinytom

I got one.

1. We go to the gym to stay in shape. Its what attracted you and its what will keep you interested so dont complain when Im packing my gym bag. If you desire then I will smash you in when I get back as long as my dinner is ready afterwards.

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Jimmy_Cricket

Damn true!!! PMSL

dmcc

Unless, of course, you're gay. We can differentiate between 18 shades of white. :rolleye11

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Glyneth

hahahahaha , i think they would probly smack you in the face after trying to tell them the 1st 5? :P

TH&S

Us 'Breeders' :rolleye11 can differentiate too - we just choose to leave our wives to do the differentiation and general colour choosing....

Ah... Now I see why you are forced to differentiate... Got ya... :rolleye11

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brasco

quality i mite print it off and give it to my mrs!

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you
have to say during commercials.

i've had to tell her that one a few times!!!!:gun:

dmcc

God this thing is doing the rounds - I got it at work today too!

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