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Old 16-12-2007, 07:06 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking I can guess your age from your sexual activity
Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a lie anyways, but how many times you want sex will tell me!

YOUR AGE BY SEX MATHS


DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read (use a calculator if you are thick!)...
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have sex.
(more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757...
If you haven't, add 1756.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number.

The first digit of this was your original number. ( I.e., How many times you want to have sex per week.)

The next two numbers are

YOUR AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is!!!)

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Old 16-12-2007, 07:11 PM   #2 (permalink)
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oh **** lol
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Old 16-12-2007, 07:12 PM   #3 (permalink)
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hahaha it works lol
how sad but fun
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Old 16-12-2007, 07:15 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Very good lol
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Old 16-12-2007, 07:18 PM   #5 (permalink)
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quality!
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Old 16-12-2007, 07:33 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Mine was out by a year.

What a farce.
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Old 16-12-2007, 08:20 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Try it again Daps, you got calculation wrong. Or are you the unfortunate one. lol
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Old 16-12-2007, 08:22 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Oh yeah, i have had my birthday this year. I need some sleep i'm going nuts here.
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Old 16-12-2007, 08:26 PM   #9 (permalink)
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lol works well. DaPs love the hair...or lack of it
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Old 16-12-2007, 11:02 PM   #10 (permalink)
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no way!!!!!!!!!!!!!hahaahah
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Old 17-12-2007, 03:02 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 17-12-2007, 08:15 AM   #12 (permalink)
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HAHAHA. Quality
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Wasnt expecting that to work, very good.
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Old 17-12-2007, 08:46 AM   #14 (permalink)
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