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03-12-2007, 09:49 PM
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| Goal - 110kg's  Join Date: May 2007 Location: 69 Axe wound mile
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   | THE FUTURE OF NURSERY RHYMES THE FUTURE OF NURSERY RHYMES Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall The structure of the wall was incorrect So he won a grand with Claims Direct. ---------------------------------------------------------- It's Raining, It's Pouring. Oh sh!t, it's Global Warming. ------------------------------ Jack and Jill went into town To fetch some chips and sweeties. He can't keep his heart rate down And she's got diabetes. ------------------------------ Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides and everywhere that Mary went the boys could see her thighs. Mary had another skirt 'twas split right up the front ...But she didn't wear that one often. ------------------------------ Mary had a little lamb her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her between two chunks of bread. ------------------------------ Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the pie man 'What have u got there?' Said the pie man unto Simon Pies you dickhead. ------------------------------ Mary had a little lamb it ran into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up its **** and turned its wool to nylon. ------------------------------ Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play he kissed them too cause he was gay. ------------------------------ Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. Jill, the dill, forgot her pill, and now they have a son. ------------------------------ Jack and Jill Went up the hill And planned to do some kissing. Jack made a pass and grabbed her ass Now two of his teeth are missing. ------------------------------ Mary had a little lamb Its fleece was white and wispy. Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease And now it's black and crispy.
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03-12-2007, 10:06 PM
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| Damn belly!  Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Tooting
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| Re: THE FUTURE OF NURSERY RHYMES LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL HAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahahaha Just what i needed!
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03-12-2007, 10:26 PM
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| loving the bulk  Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: northern ireland,londonderry
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 | Re: THE FUTURE OF NURSERY RHYMES pmsl thats good tainted, heres one we have in ireland... mary hada little lamb it came from county louth she had to burn it in a field because of foot and mouth |
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03-12-2007, 11:00 PM
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| Re: THE FUTURE OF NURSERY RHYMES Figured we needed some lighter threads around here... Here's two more.. Mary had a little lamb it leaped around in hops it gambled on the road one day and ended up as chops Mary had a little lamb it had a touch of colic she gave it brandy twice a day and now it's an alchoholic
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03-12-2007, 11:09 PM
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| Re: THE FUTURE OF NURSERY RHYMES mary had a little lamb she kept it in a bucket and every time she took it out the bulldog tried to fu4k it mary had a little lamb its fleece was black as charcoal every time she took it out it showed its dirty a55 hole
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03-12-2007, 11:18 PM
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| Goal - 110kg's Join Date: May 2007 Location: 69 Axe wound mile
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| Re: THE FUTURE OF NURSERY RHYMES Quote:
 Good old Mary... such a dirty b!tch. P.S. ( tried repping you for those two gems but got to bum other men first before I show you the love )
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04-12-2007, 12:13 PM
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| Head of UK-M's neighbourhood boob watch.  Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Southampton
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| Re: THE FUTURE OF NURSERY RHYMES Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the kings horses and all the kings men Said f4ck him! hes just an egg. Little Jack horner sat in the corner Eating is girlfriend dry He pulled out his tongue Swallowed some cum and said f4ck me this is better than pie.
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