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Old 02-11-2007, 09:03 AM   1 links from elsewhere to this Post. Click to view. #1 (permalink)
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Friday Funny
A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Tesco with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance.

The door greeter says, 'Good morning and welcome to Tesco, nice children you've got there. Are they twins?'

The unsightly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: 'Of course
they bloody aren't! The oldest is nine and the youngest is seven.

Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you really think they
look alike, you d*ckhead?'

'Absolutely not,' replies the greeter, 'I just can't believe anyone
would shag you twice!'
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Old 02-11-2007, 09:14 AM   #2 (permalink)
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pmsl!!!!
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In the words of Scott Mills off of the radio... 'Ah-may-zin'

That will be stolen and used this weekend...
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Old 02-11-2007, 11:43 AM   #4 (permalink)
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PMSL...Cheered my day up...
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worst thing is, where I live there are a few here where I think that :( Not a nice sight
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